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Dedicated to the memory of Erick Wujcik



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ONCE 'PON TIME ..

Tokka was really hungry, after wandering off from the Junkyard with his new Mutagen powers (@ http://www.terrible2z.com/fridge/fa.....kKa-hellcd.htm ), all he could think about was 4 things..Mommy, His Tummy, Revenge , and his Tummy !!

"DONNNNNNNNNNNNNNUTS !! 'DEMAND DONUTS I DO !! GRAWWWWW !! "

So he wandered off into the most logical place he could think to find donuts and that was the woods cuz a long time ago the "Foot Soldiers" told him they grew on trees. Tokka had no pride and he knew everyone was smarter than him so it must be true. Besides..why would the Foot Soldiers of the ' Honorable ' Foot Clan lie to him ?? So he stomped off all pissy n' starved into the woods to go find a Donut Tree.
He followed a funny smell into the forest. It smelled like pee, but he wasn't sure. Maybe it was donuts. But it also might have been bears. He just wasn't sure.

He also heard that bears grew on trees too and in mushleberry bushes. He'd better keep his beady eyes peeled ..who knows how big those bears could be ?? And he also didn't know how tall the Donut Trees could be.

Maybe if he asked nice like he could ask one of the bears that grew on the trees to throw him down a donut. He was so famished !!

Well ..

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The Terror Bears, who' been really bad..
Were in for a treat that day ..
The Snapperly Toddler was really hungry...
But they had horrible games to play !!

Beneath the trees and nobody sees..
They sneak n' scheme as long as they please
That day was the day the Terror Bears had their evil Picnic !!

Now Tokk went out in the woods that day..
It sure was a big surprise !!
He accidentally spied the 'Terror Teddies' &..thought ::
" Oh, them some fuzzy lil' guys..!! "

All four Terror Bears that ever there was..
Gathered there for certain just 'cuz.
That day was the day that Tokka disrupted their picnic.

Pic - nic time for Terror bears !!
Terror Bears are having a sinister time that day!!
Tokk thought he caught them unawares..
and saw them picnic on an evil holiday !!

See them scream,fight and..duke it outs.
They hate each other as they claw their snouts.
And no one really cares.

At six o'clock Tokkie shoulda been at home in bed
..but there's 4 lil' abominations that'll soon want 'im running scared!!

So Tokka was out in them woods that day ,
Giddy he was not alone..
The lovely time out in the woods that day,
( So stupid he'd roam alone. )

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Hidin' behind the mushleberry bush ..Tokka spies // ~~ ~~ **

Nightmare Bear:: You smell summin' funny ??

Pain Bear :: Grumble.. that's me, jack ass !!

Nightmare Bear:: NO NO NO .. i sense summin' with my sixth sense.

Pain Bear :: Maybe it's you, f7cker.. maybe your smelling yirself and one'a your other five scents-es ..

Nightmare :: NO NO NOOOOOO ..

Pain Bear :: ..i wanna hurt you, give yir mind ** let me hurt you..!!

Nightmare :: NO !!

Pain :: .. let me cut you, then .. just a nick , a scratch c'mon !! I'll claw ya up nice and fast!!

Nightmare :: NO, listen ya hear that rustling ?? .. my sixth sent err.. sense seems to me clearly in

a dream i had six days ago that now uponce comes upon us this day ..:: THE Snivellin' SNAPPER !!

I sense him now.. and he smells !! He comes bubbling, tripping ..stumbling, bumbling, spying on us..he's spying on us right now !! !!

This Snapper seeks sustenance, food and seeks to usurp our evil picnic for which we plan to destroy the Turtles, over throw the humans and take over the city and use it as our ' TERROR - BEAR MEGALALOPOLIS !! I AM SURE OF IT !!

DOOM Bear :: BAH !! LISTEN n' HEED YE WELL, MY FELLOW FUZZIES ..forsooth ..bring heed and heed ye mine warnings for i've seen this in a vision and i quote myself for the brilliancy of my deluded errors in insight are fraught for not without error :: --

Pain :: ..What the hell did he just say ??

Fear Bear :: Ooo.. He scares me ..but i suppose i still love him !!

DOOM :: LISTEN, children !! For you not know what is to plague you in the years to come !! Heed me

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Pain :: Sorry, dude i don't swing that way !!

~~** Doom Bear goes into one of his apocalyptic trances ~~**

// " Thine .. then .. the .. I saw the heavens and the woodland open, and behold, a Great Green Snapper! The beast bumbling was called Faceless and fake, and in putridness he bumbles and makes war. His eyes are like a flame of fire and doughnuts, and on his many heads are many doughnuts and diadems and diddldey-dee, and he has a name written that no one knows but himself and a quarter of a million other people who know his name for not. He is clothed-not, naked in spikes dipped in blood, and the name by which he is called is The Word of "The Shredder". And the armies of the Foot Clan, arrayed in fine pajamas, black and urine smelling, were following him only in his mind.

From his mouth comes a vomit of Mutagen with which to slime down the Turtles, and he will rule them with a rod of rubber and rattles. He will tread the whimpiness of the fury of the wrath of Shredder the Almighty. On his Spines and on his thigh he has a name written, " Property of the ' Foot Clan ' Genetics division". His Chronic halitosis and flatule - - ' - - - "

Nightmare :: WHOA !! ..hold on there, Nostradamus.. let's say we psionically collect ourselves and

use our minds to sneekily' find the stinker-sneaker that is spying on us !! Whadda ya say, gents ??

Pain :: Umm .. hey, Doom Bear .. can i have 5 kilos of whatever the f7ck your snortin' ??

Fear :: Don't listen to him, Doomie ..that was loverly !!

Nightmare :: Look focus !! Focus.. gather your minds.. and let's set a trap !!

So a psionic trap was set in the woods that day,
The 'Bears powers they did hone.
It was deadly out in the woods that day,
And Tokka had nowhere to run.

Four Terror Bears that's all ever there was
Will 'Mind Trap' Tokka for certain, because
they're really pissed that Tokka disturbed their picnic!!

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As Tokka ..with his bad eyesite and his beady little snapper eyes squinted thru' the mushleberry bush..

..a little pawed tapping was felt by the Snapper over his spike-ed shoulder.

He turned his beak around !!

" BOO AH AHAHAAAAAAA !! "

Nightmare Bear startled Tokka. Tokkie jumped so high outta the mushleberry bush he'd have messed his pants, if he was wearing any.

Immediately .. Pain Bear saw to incapacitate their Beaked invader. The evil little gremlin-bear leapt to Tokka's face and started chewing his sharp jig-sawed, yellow teeth into Tokk's scaly flesh face.

Tokk tried to grab the little fuzzy bugger, Doom Bear too leapt on Tokka's back skittled up his spikes as if they were monkey bars. Climbing on and over the back of Tokka's scalp he started to poke the beady eys like they were buttons, and he used his back claws to dig, deep deep into the back of tOkK's neck gouging him. It was all a literal bloody mess.

[[ ♫ ♫ Tokka fought with he Terror Bears who were having a terrible time that day !! ~~ ♫ ♫ ]]

The Snapper Screeched in pain and confusion .., " HEEEEEEYY have any of youse guys seen a Donut Tree ?? "

Unhindered by the ridiculous and confusing question. Fear Bear saw to take another ' stab ' at the Snapper. " BWAA HAHAAHAA HAA !! We're very scary creatures !! You should not be out here alone, freek. You seek to disrupt our plans for domination and destruction of the humans ?! Well AHAHAAHA.. you'll see that such an action will lead to one of the most excruciatingly terrifying experience you've ever endured in your in your lethargic & pathetic little existence.

That was three too many big words for Tokka. And as he was waggling his body all crazy trying to get the crazy little devils off of him, " I dunno what you just said.. and I ain' afraid of Nothin'!! Now Take me to that Donut Tree !! "

"HO HO HO !! No Donut Trees in these scary woods.. no nothing but us ' TERROR BEARS ' ..!! "

Fear Bear suddenly sent a " mind spike " into Tokk's lima bean brain to find out his deepest regrets, angers, and fears.

Suddenly in a blurry, blobby red haze. Standing twenty stories tall was a Red Bandanna wearing 'Ninja Tortoise '. A freakish giant that was the spitting image of one of his sworn enemies that killed his Mother !! It was Raphael !! Taller than all the buildings he'd seen in all the lower east side and taller than all the Donut Trees in all the world Tokka was sure !!

Swiftly the giant Turtle lifted up his ginormous three-toed foot and brought right back down with a massive ** THUD ** !! Whether the giant was real or not.. the stomp shook the pine strewn ground and was powerful enuff' to send the Snapper toppling over on his spiked shell !! The wallop also sent Doom Bear and Pain Bear flying. Doom landed back into the mushleberry bushes. But Pain Bear landed in batch of poison sumac. He loved it !!

The trauma of the hallucination startled Tokka so much, he blacked out ( he seemed to be doing that allot lately ).

Nightmare,Fear Bear and Doom Bear gathered around the stunned Turtle's body. Pain Bear was still busy rolling around and having fun in the poison sumac leaves.

Nightmare bear focused his mind .. and scanned the Snapping Freek like he'd read a phone book.

Fear and Doom so desperately wanted to use ' DA BOMB '.. a rare Terror Bear technique where the Bears thoughts '"seed '" the victim's mind with anxiety. As they continue to seed then "water "the mind..like weeds the victim's entire memory, thought, strain, strength, weakness, desire , lust,fantasy, emotion .. everything is uprooted and brought up into the air to form a "Missile MindSpike".

Then the ' bomb ' is dropped on the victim's already mentally shattered cranium. And they are forced to face all of the mind's mess over their entire existence all at once. This usually breaks down everything emotionally and mental. The psyche is shattered. In some odd cases even their immune system, leaving the victim a babbling, jittery mess often for years and years or even indefinitely.

Nightmare wasn't sure .. that old technique only worked on humans ( how the Bears hated them so ).

They'd never tried it on a creature such as the prickly green one.

It didn't matter what Nightmare thought. As he was scanning Doom and Fear connected their minds,seeded and watered Tokka's brain. The Roots climbed high and high in his mind, wrapping around everything, the trees the ground .. the roots expanded growing and growing. Like Jack's bean stalk..up into the sky where it finally it took the form of a giant green missile. Then Doom and Fear Bear dropped their bomb.

A million miles high in the expansive sky of Tokka's skull.. the bomb just dropped. Like a baby dropping a bottle .. but at mach speed.

** BOOM ** .. when the bomb hit the landscape. A massive puff of dust exploded like dropping a bag of flour.

~~ PFFFFFFT .. and then ..



Nothing.. Tokka was out like a light. And as too was his buggered brain.

In their haste Doom and Fear hadn't accounted that Tokka was actually relatively brain dead and a block head. They'd get better results by victimizing a bed bug.

Nightmare Bear stopped scanning. He was furious with the other fuzzballs !!

" YOU IDIOTS !! You wasted a perfectly good technique on such a pathetic, worthless creature creature !! Damn you !! While i was scanning him tho' i did notice a strange chemical imbalance in his DNA that enables him to manipulate - - "

Nightmare's discourse was cut short. Instantly he sensed danger rolled into a ball in a mushleberry bush for cover.

Tokka abruptly regained consciousness. Still lying on his back, his beady eyes drew wide as a window shade. He looked up.. there was no Giant Raphael Ninja, and there deffly wasn't any Donut Trees !! Those eyes eyes lit' with fire .. ( ok it was more like a matchstick ) as he saw two confused and angry, brown fuzzy faces peepin' down on his beaky beak with their evil button-eye peepers !!

Tokka opened his jaw, stuck out his tongue at them and blew a bubble. But it wasn't a spit bubble but a Mutagen Bubble. The bubble was big enough to pop and when it snapped .. the detonation toppled the demonic fuzzy butts back into the mushleberries.

Tokka writhed his entire body manically as he tried to get back on his feet. He felt like a tilt-a-whirl and his tummy was groaning like a dying yak. "Won't anyone tell me where the fudge the Donut trees are ?! (( Mm..fudge !! )) ?!?!! "

Nightmare Bear, rustled and crawled out from under the leaves. The size of a cub ..he stood mighty looking up at the massive Alligator - Snapper and once again staring into the beady eyes. Tho' this time they were red and not vacant.

There was a stillness in the moment, and the woods became quiet. The two mutants almost entranced. Nightmare sensed nothing human about this creature. Nothing but a child-like sentience. Snd while he walked upright and talked moronically like the humans.. so did the Bears. But he sensed nothing overtly harmful with the big creature at least to the quatro. It became aware that this monstrosity himself too, was a victim of the humans.

Not unlike like himself and his brothers. Tested on, manipulated, abused, and scarred for life ; the Terror Bears actually had a kinship with the Snapper. At least from a certain point of view.

Despite what sympathy Nightmare may have had for the Snapper..Tokka still disrupted their picnic. Another trap was being set.. stuck in the 'stare'. Nightmare Bear sent yet another mind spike into

Tokka's head. This knocked the wind and what little consciousness out of Tokk once more. Back on his spikes.. Nightmare Bear spoke .. ::

"You wanted Donuts, my young friend.. then Donuts you shall have !! How about a nice Cruller !!"

Tokka went into another dream state.

Nightmare again was left to pick up the pieces of chaos left by his brothers. Pulling a slimed Doom and Fear Bear out of the mushleberries.. and grabbing out of the sumac a giggling Pain Bear.

Tho' this time .. Pain wasn't so brown.. he was all red. And a big raspberry rash had developed all over his but. He kept itching it like it was a scratch lottery ticket and he was about to win the million dollar prize. It just kept bleeding. Pain Bear grinned proudly.

Nightmare took the others off deeper into the woods where they were sure that their sixth sense and sick scents wouldn't be found.

After this spat they'd have to continuously relocate their picnics from now on. This was one tussle Doom Bear clearly failed ' predict '.

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.. in Tokka's dream .. it was truly horrible.

"He was in the woods and he was about to climb to the very top of the Donut Tree, when all of a sudden a giant Killer Cruller that was loose knocked him off the tree, wrapped it's slithery cruller tongue around the Snapper and gobbled him whole !! "

Tokka woke up in a cold sweat.

"What a nightmare !! And i still haven't found a Donut Tree !! " ..he said as shook the pine needles off his thighs, tail and plastron.

"Hmm.. maybe it wasn't just a nightmare.. but a Revelation !! Yeeeh !! Maybe it was an answer that came to me in a dream. "

Of coarse it only made sense to nobody but him, but that's how Tokka's peanut brain worked.

"Maybe the Donuts just haven't sprouted yet ?! Yeh that's it !! I'm already here.. i bet that leafy bush over there is just sapling Donut tree !! I bet the sapling Donut Trees taste just as good as the full grown ones !!"

At this point, anyway .. Tokka was so famished he'd eat a rock if he had to. Scrambling past the mushleberries and to the leafy bush, Tokka took a branch and started to stuff his beak with the leaves. Chomping on them like a giant salad, he ate some nearby pine cones he thought were croutons.

"Gee.. this doesn't taste like donuts !! Where's all the jelly-filling flavour ?! O Well.."

..Tokka continued to much like a madman at the leaves until the entire sapling was nothing but a stump of a stick. His tummy full.. Tokka headed back to where he thought he may have come from, but he wasn't sure. Suddenly ..as he was walking, his tummy started to mumble. "OO i feel stinky. Bleeeeeh.. musta been summin' i ate."

Tokka bowled over and threw up all over a nearby chipmunk.

"Ewwwwww.. ~~!! " .. Tokka stuck out his tongue and looked at his claws. They were glowing red. His plastron started itching and his butt and tail were turning raspberry. He started scratching and scratching until he was bleeding all over. He looked Bloody,a Snapping..itchy dervish as he itched and scratching. He ran off screaming and itching deep into the OPPOSITE direction of the woods to Cud knows where !!

That wasn't a Donut Tree sapling ..

IT WAS THE SUMAC !!

- Fin

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epilogue ::



So if you go out in the woods today ..
Be prepared for a big surprise.
If you go out in the woods today
You'd better go in disguise.

For every Terror Bear that ever there was
Will gather there out there for certain, because
Today's the day the Terror Bears have their picnic !!

Picnic time for Terror Bears,
The little Terror Bears are having a ugly time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares,
And see them plot about the apocalyptic day.
See them angrily fight it out.
They love to scream and claw add curse and shout.
They don't give a f6ck who they really scares.

At six o'clock the the lights go out..
While your safe at home in bed..
they'll be comin to gecha'..those Evil Terror Bears.

(( O' yeh and if you do go into the woods in disguise, make sure your costume isn't that of a 10 foot tall Snapper. ))..

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[[ ♫♫ Nightmare Bear and his brothers have left you a present ..will you be able to handle such horrors ?? **Click here @ http://www.terrible2z.com/fridge/au.....s%20Picnic.mp3 to listen if you dare !! ♫♫ ]]


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