So, who is it going to be? The rabbit with green and brown teeth, vaguely dressed as santa?

Or something like that ?
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I mean Generalisimo Chlamydia Clitoria Butterwort III, esq.

If she was on some boards I frequent, I might feel forced to give her a Santaesque version of one of my religion arguments, which goes, "No, it's not equally likely that God created the universe as that it exists for any other reason. 'God' as he's described is about the least likely scenario. It's actually far more likely that 'Q' from Star Trek: The Next Generation is REAL and is messing with us - up to and including playing himself on a science fiction television show and mocking us for being stupid, then writing novels and going to conventions - because at least Q is simpler than Santa Claus God.

I... make a lot of people online angry, it turns out.

I think Eyebrows is "Chao babe, it's Christmas, the lady and me got flocking to do."
Alright Becky, time for someone else to take the stage- though explosions! I just can't be mad at a SFX Zot. It's a forgotten sound effect, like Squa Font.

Santa makes a dramatic entrance. I can't wait to see what sort of pervo, ponce or pinhead he turns out to be.

It will be a sight to behold!