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ONWARD, NOBLE DODRIO
Ever since the episode „The Flame Pokémon-athon“ I wanted to ride a dodrio.
Also I LOVE motorbike helmets, thought that riding a dodrio would be a good excuse to wear one.
Let’s pretend my dodrio can run much faster than 60km/h. :I Pokedex just likes to troll most of my favorite pokemon a lot. Freaking rapidash can run 240km/h, ponyta can jump over the Eiffel Tower. They try hard to make dodrio look bad. Screw you Dexter, my imaginary dodrio can run so fast, it’s able to run on water because I love my bird and nothing can change that! <3
Thanks goes to my friend
for redlining the sketch of this, so I could fix some mistakes. c:
Also I LOVE motorbike helmets, thought that riding a dodrio would be a good excuse to wear one.
Let’s pretend my dodrio can run much faster than 60km/h. :I Pokedex just likes to troll most of my favorite pokemon a lot. Freaking rapidash can run 240km/h, ponyta can jump over the Eiffel Tower. They try hard to make dodrio look bad. Screw you Dexter, my imaginary dodrio can run so fast, it’s able to run on water because I love my bird and nothing can change that! <3
Thanks goes to my friend
for redlining the sketch of this, so I could fix some mistakes. c:
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fantasy
Species Pokemon
Size 1300 x 626px
File Size 261.7 kB
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I always just figured that the pokedex entries were all made by the 10 year old pokemon trainers, so a lot of them ended up as being along the lines of schoolyard bragging.
"My magmar is over 2000 degrees and is as bright as the sun!"
"Oh yea?!? Well MY ponyta can jump over the friggen Eiffel Tower."
"Thats NOTHING! MY pidgeot can reach speeds up to mach two!!!"
Really... you can't expect professionalism and accuracy from an encyclopedia written by children. Even if the data only is small bits in bullet point.
Also fuck yea! Dodrio rocks.
"My magmar is over 2000 degrees and is as bright as the sun!"
"Oh yea?!? Well MY ponyta can jump over the friggen Eiffel Tower."
"Thats NOTHING! MY pidgeot can reach speeds up to mach two!!!"
Really... you can't expect professionalism and accuracy from an encyclopedia written by children. Even if the data only is small bits in bullet point.
Also fuck yea! Dodrio rocks.
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