Ooookay, I was lucid-dreaming this time. I seem to have taken advantage of... the strange circumstances... XD

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Lady Gaga Goes On the Lam For Biting:



In this dream I appear to be seeing things from the point of view of Lady Gaga, who is in a department store for some reason. I can see a bit of what the Lady is wearing (oh, Lordie...): She appears to be wearing fake nails that look like long black claws and some kind of white,sparkly silken shaw thing, but I can't see any more because it's me. Lady Gaga goes into some kind of copy room off to the side and sees a suspicious guy in a blue suit messing with boxes. This guy is apparantly a "Commander", but Gaga didn't know that. She sneaks up behind him and bites him on the ear. A swarm of cops comes out to chase her, and she flees out into the store, which is suddenly abandoned, and escapes out an incredibly tiny window. She runs around outside for a while, running through neighborhoods that look suspiciously like downtown Covington and the Heights all mixed up, until she ends up in "Connecticut", which appears to be the Brian Center...
Inside the Brian Center(connecticut) the bathroom looks like the girls restroom in the Moomaw Center at dslcc. A plain-looking girl enters after Gaga and shoves by her, saying "Excuse me......snobface." Lady is incensed! There is a breif staredown, then Lady Gaga lurches forward and bites the girl on the nose so hard it bleeds. But the cops are back, so she has to run for it again, this time escaping out another, larger window (and the Brian Center has mysteriously swapped places with AHS...)
Lady Gaga runs into the woods. She runs for a very long time, but the cops are catching up. She comes upon a rotting building and a huge oak tree, as big or bigger than a sequoia. She climbs the tree to hide, and hears the voice of Robin Williams, who claims to be the "Guardian of the Really Large Tree". The cops are below the tree, and for some reason never look straight up (they would have seen her easily). The "Guardian" (Robin Williams' disembodied voice) advises Lady Gaga on how to fight off the cops effectively, and she listens: She rips huge chunks of wood out of the really large tree and drops them on their heads. Then she climbs down and has magically become Robin Williams, who has all sorts of really large tree powers. He can turn himself halfway invisible... he can climb up any surface, and he can communicate telepathically with plants, especially potatos... but they seem to all say "tarp, tarp... bunnnnnnnnnnn...". So Robin Williams finds a city and randomly goes on a Spiderman-esque climbing up and jumping between buildings spree. He climbs to the top of a building which is obviously owned by a rich dude, as there are crystal jacuzzis and fountains everywhere, and some bikini models laying around. The owner is apparantly a big fat black guy that looks an awful lot like Reuben Studdard. So Robin Williams does the highly logical thing and... pretends to be a French Maid so he can get inside.
And the rich fat black guy demands that the disguised Robin make him a shepherd's pie... in the incredibly small kitchen with the help of two mean, spiteful black ladies, who apparantly cannot tell that RW is a man in drag. They try to sabotage the shepherd's pie by putting soul food seasoning in it... but that made it better, so hahahahaha.

Then the dream abruptly ends...I need to stop eating red meat before I go to bed...