(Sequel to Reel's magic show)

"Zzzzzzzzz... Big ... fan... Taylor ...zzzz...autograph?...zzzzzzzz!"
"Beeep...beeep ...beeep!" Ahh! That sinking alarm ruined my concert dream. I then smashed snooze button and maybe the rest of the clock. Ehhh. Didn't need go anywhere anyway. Hi I'm dureil but you can me D.R. and I'm a 6 by 12 foot long freaking magnetic,blue green, 22nd century , dragon with long blonde hair covering my right eye, and a harpoon like tail. That's a mouth full and not in a tasty way. I can also warp reality but we'll get to that later cause now I'm going back to sleep.

"Zzzz..." "Beep-eep -eep... Deep-eep - eep"
"Didn't I smash you!!" I yelled at the still broken clock like an idiot."huh.." And then I Reel's called ID appeared in my right eye. It was my nano phone yeah I got a lot of nano machines in me that that acts like whatever you get at Best Buy, really painful needles but worth it, 22nd century baby! But why is that lazy wolf calling me? We sleep in the same room. Then I felt a kick from within me. Oh yeah I tricked him into spending the night in my belly, I always forget that last hour before bed.

"Morning!" I answered
"Did you break my alarmed clock again." He sounded angry " you know I practice parkour in the morning. Let me out."
He wanted to stay in shape for his preyish adrenaline junky reasons.
"Come on buddy 5 more minutes?" I asked
"What did I say last night?"
"I don't know."
I do remember what he said but he's all bark no bite well at least he is with me anyway and I seen him faint at blood. I eventually convinced him to stay a little longer.

"There was that so..." Then I started coughing and getting a bitter taste in my mouth.
"Are you using air fresheners again?" They smell good but tastes the exact opposite.
"Maybe. It dose stink in here after all."says the trollish k-9.
I open the dome frig next me and chugged a gallon milk to get the taste out, which also happened to pour on my little half brother. Two birds with one stone. Heh heh.
"Hey!! You're lucky this phone is water proof. You didn't germ the jug again did you?" He asked all ticked off.
"Why do you care? You're already in my germs." I'm such a smart Alec

"Ggggggrrrrroooooaaaannn!" My stomach rumbled like a Mimi earthquake.
"You're still hungry bro?" Reel said in an unsurprised tone
"Yeah, looks I'm going hunting." I said final getting up of my back and on my feet which shook Reel a bit.
"Wwwooo... Just remember to all your meals in your other stomach. I don't want to wrestle another bear."
We maybe trolling each other now but was an accident, I'm not that mean. And yeah I two stomachs one digest or, the other doesn't, don't question my biology.

I walk out to main room of the apartment building, await for the awesome door built for flying furs to go through to open, and take off my forest hunting grounds. Here's how I handle my prey when I eat them I do digest them but I use my reality powers to make them "respawn" where they last slept on the next day like minecraft so they technically don't die. That I can hunt them again and not worry about running out of food. So there will be some implied digestion but no deaths. Don't ask me how it works it's reality warping, there is no logic to it at all. So lets start hunting.

Upon taking my route I see a deer taking a drink by the lake, I move in going sneaky, I move in slowly step by step, inch by inch, listening to the Metal Gear music playing in my head, it maybe nano I don't care, clawing low, stop moving when she looks towards me, and when I get close enough to where it's too late to do anything. She jumps in my mouth, clawing in, complimenting my throat, and saying I have surprisingly good breath (thank you Reel).I wasted being sneaky on willing prey I'm not complaining she did feel good sliding down to my tummy but I tried so hard being stealthy and it didn't matter. Oh well I'm still hungry so on the hunt.

I'm walking through the woods being alert, using all my senses and I feel... Wait who littered, who dropped this... Its a Time magazine. I opened it excited to see the news." Gaga still being the good kind of freak we all love... Who is Britney collabing with this time... Bruno makes good song. That doesn't happen every time (sarcastic) looking forward to it hearing it... There's nothing about Taylor in here." I throw it into a portal to the sun. Yeah I'm a fanboy. Just than I felt something grip my wing.

I turn and see a 50foot anaconda biting my wing. It looked he trying prevent me flying away by hurting my wing but my wings work by my magnetic field there are no muscles or tendons for him to mess up and my bones are stronger than steel (again weird biology) so thing that did brake was his teeth which probably is why he didn't squeeze the life out me cause that looked like it hurt. I quickly grad the stunned snake by the head and start slurping him like a noodle making a small bulge appear on my belly. I wonder if he'll enjoy the deer I had earlier. Due two the internal tickling, yep.

I think I have room for one more so I look around a little more. A little later I see a human guy with a cowboy hat in the distance. I was gonna go after him but something looked strange about him like I seen him before then I see a T-Rex close in, running at him and then cowboy hat roundhouse kicks... Him... Out of... Orbit. Oh man. That was Chuck Norris. I'm asking for his autograph when there are witnesses around but for now I'm staying on the opposite side of forest from him.

Alright I'm using magnetic field to detect electronic pulses from creatures nerves, in other words I'm being land shark. And heart beat would be enough for me find them and panther from above. She starts running and jumping from tree to tree and the chase is on. I run after her on ground trying to... I get a call form Reel. Buddy I know you're getting tossed around in there. Deal with it. Ignore. ... Trying to guess which branch she'll land on. When she jumps for a predictively big branch I fire mah laser and shoot off that branch, she has nothing to land and directly down to me with my maw wide open. She goes into my and to my maw and then to my gut. "mmuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrr!" Ah. Satisfaction. Starting to lose movement in my legs I fly home.

Good thing using the planet magnetic field to fly home no weight limit. I get a call from Reel.
"You heading home?" He asked
"Yep"
"Good. Although all that wrestling from below and a your running was little fun. Could you kindly let me out of here so I won't have watch World's Dummest from your stomach wall!" He hits me thinking that it hurts.
"Yeah I know how much you like that show."
I hear a faint "I knew that would work."
I was gonna let him out anyway. When I got back to my apartment I ran into Hunter (strange name for a human) who is in charge of the building, he sees my bugling belly and says " I don't want to know just take it in your room" then goes to his room as well as me, I let Reel to watch his show, and then I take a nap after a good hunt.

End. (Till I get hungry again. heh. Heh )