an old person's birthday card?

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We had one of these old toilets with the tank high up there in my great-great-grandmother's house.

Taking a quick look around to make sure she was by herself, she slipped out of her dress and stood on the toilet, wrapping her hands around the pipe behind her head.

Runs With Stick waited, "I hope he hasn't dropped dead of a heart attack."

The door opened and she could see the look on his face as he realized what he was looking at. A naked girl with her knees spread apart. "Come here Smitty, want some Cunni pie?"

His face was about two feet from her when she thrust her feet into his chest and threw him across the short room into the wall.

Runs With Stick picked up the old Coronado and placed him on the toilet. Pausing she felt for a pulse. "You're still breathing old man, and you'll live, but you won't feel like fucking when you wake up."