On this episode of : deadliest catch. Karno goes out to do some shipping.

NEWS FLASH!
This just in, fishing boat crashes against 5 km wide iceberg.
The captain was distracted drawing pr0n.

look at me, look at me. I am the captain naow

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw

"If you'd made a different decision, back in your youth, you could be a completely different person by now."
Tremendous wisdom.

Imagine the scene in caricature, is excellent....

-Hey look at there is......a giraffe?

I bet it helps that you already look like an old salty sea dog.

I see you in the Cast Guard with that snazzy uniform driving the chicks crazy. That will be a different look for you. In my youth i wanted to be an astronaut hmmmm very deep bro.

* Hands you a BIG Ol' Can of SPINACH *

Them pirates better be ready for your shooting accuracy~

Interesting ain't the word for it. It's a thought that's never left my head.

Sailing to Big Boob island, no doubt

Karno...Smuggling Guns......

Ahoy dere, cap'n.

Kind of curious why you didn't do something like US navy rotc when you were in college stateside. Were you too old at the time?

"I don't like the looks of that cloud."

Yer missin' yer corncobb pipe there dude heh ;)

Nah, Karno's like twice the height of Captain Haddock, and half the weight.

I happen to be of Icelandic heritage and I do understand the love for the working boats. But I also have the love for the things that fly as well old aircraft and the classic aircraft keep my mind alive but it's the homebuilt craft that make my heart sing. I think with us Icelanders we like to travel and to know what's on the other side of the hill.

Hey, Captain Haddock! Where's Tintin and Snowy? :P

I do kick myself sometimes because I passed up the gig working in Army of Darkness which put me into a different career path that didn't have me riddled with bullet holes and stab wound scars.....

What are your orders captain?

Too bad we usually have the knowledge to choose wisely only after we've already chosen.

A 3 hour tour, A 3 Hour tour!! *thunder*

WE'RE GONNA NEED A TALLER SHIP!!!

Keep this man off of the Great Lakes!

The hat says "I run this ship"

The face says "...I don't know what the fuck I'm doing."

Lol

Watch out for pirates you ol' Seadog.
Whats it like on a boat like that? An mainlander like me kinda sees it as a completely different world.

You got a really good popeye expression on your face XD

Now you only need anchor tattoos :3

Ah, to navigate the broad seas of Arizona...

For sure Iceland is a seafaring nation. Your folk don't really have the vast real estate required for, say, grain farming on the scale of the U.S. or Russia, but they have scads of ocean.

"AAAAARRRRRR Jim, me lad!"

I often muse on what my life would be like if I decided to join the US Navy or Merchant Marine. Most likely I'd be one of those types who couldn't cope with the harsh life of months at sea and hard work, and come away detesting anything to do with ships and the ocean. Either that, if I became a Mechanic Mate and kept myself busy learning the trade of keeping the ship's machinery going, and worked my way up to Chief engineer on a commercial vessel, I'd probably see the light of day most infrequently, and love it.

Avast!!!