I think I'm going to run for president, that's right you heard me. I'd just need to find some corporations to fund me and then it's off to spam people with banners just like this one to scare all the stupid people out there into voting for me! And people would HAVE to vote for me becuase if they don't they are an evil terrorist, or a anti-american traitor or... gasp... both!

In fact, once I'm president I will make up new meanings for the words "fear" and "terror" so that it's part of everyday conversation, just to drive it home and keep everyone in line!

So with that feared I fear you terrorists fear my banner is double-plus-terror and have a terrifying day!

In case you can't tell I'm being sarcastic