My mom woke me up in the early morning to a 'problem' and this is what it was. I've seen quite a few of these guys, but never this big (That's a quarter behind the window.). Apparently, according to the exterminators, this is a hybridization between some species of spider and some scorpion. Instead of pincers or mandibles it has pincers on its mandibles. o.o;;

Possibly one of the creepiest insects I've seen.