"You dip your head into the apple barrell, gripping your prize firmly in your teeth. Upon emerging proudly with your prize, you are horrified to see that it's... someone's dentures?! You flail around in disgusted horror until you hit the fence and tumble headfirst over it. Ouch."

I'm p. sure not many of y'all play Neopets, but one of the dailies they have is Apple Bobbing and this is one of the things that can happen lol.