Kiddo: That short guy over there just doesn't want to talk with us... HMMM *Really loudly slurred voice* Zmaja, have you ever wondered what Xarzith's -BLEEP- looks like?

Zmaja: Actually, the thought never crossed my mind.

Kiddo: Oh, c'mon, don't you like to try new things? ...Exotic things?

Zmaja: ...Nooo, not like that!

Kiddo: Hmm, ok. Well, you're all pretty people *hic* ...I have a tent. You should come visit *wink*

Xarzith: *Mutters* I already have a small tent, thank you very much...

DM: ...Are you saying that you can pitch a small tent?

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KIDDO STOP HITTING ON EVERYBODY

THATS NOT HOW YOU MAKE FRIENDS

MAKING YOUR PARTY MEMBERS UNCOMFORTABLE IS NOT GOING TO HELP YOU LATER

...This is what happens when I can't sleep at 4 in the morning and I'm thinking about how much I enjoyed the last D&D Pathfinger game.

...Props to Larissa's sister who was unfortunate enough to attend that day and be dragged into being the NPC Bartender who had to deal with THIS.

EDIT: *PATHFINDER GAME. FIN*D*ER. WOW EVEN MY TYPOS WANT TO BE TERRIBLE HERE.