In before "Zomg hot feets!"

A bad experience with feet? ??

xD yeah.

Was a my friend's college hanging out with her outside on a bench in the quad. Guy comes up to us (my friend knew him, I didn't) starts talking to us. All of a sudden he drops to one knee, grabs my bare foot, and EXAMINES it like he's found a new species or something. Drops my foot after a minute and tells me 'you have sexy feet. I'd love to give you a foot massage sometime.' I don't even remember the next couple seconds. I was in such shock. I would've kicked him in the face if I had had the presence of mind. How do you respond to something like that? I'm pretty sure I just stared at him, then at my foot and thought, 'Foot, I am so, so sorry..' Probably half of it was the fact that he decided to do this while I was mid-sentence saying something to friend...then all of sudden, someone grabs my foot. o.O

That would have weirded me out too. I don't like people looking or touching my feet (I wear boots all the time to keep people away from them). I can't believe someone would do that...it's like did you ask permission to touch me? No? Then go get stuffed by an ice cream scooper!

I know. I hate being touched expectingly..anywhere, unless it's a friend or something. I can't stand to have my feet cooped up in shoes unless I'm riding or it's snowing. I like to feel a nice breeze between my toes. Heck, if it wasn't for the fact that I don't want to step in bugs and worms and dog shit I'd go barefoot all the time.

I've never heard that expression before xD brilliant!

I used to love running around with no shoes on....maybe being an adult for too long has changed that. That and fire ants.

Yeah, I've been in the habit of coming up with new expressions, so it's not all just like " you stupid *bleep*, I'm going to *bleep* you in your *bleeping* *bleep*. No go *bleep* and *bleep* while there's still some *bleeping* daylight."

O: -offers paw- :3 Love me too haha~

YOU SHALL BE LOVED *sticks foot out* xD
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