Thanks again.

LOL... o-k... Dunno what to say here, but... "Cool as hell?" lol :)

Actually? No, I lie. There's this (LOL):



-Top Hector Facts-
(This is in humor, people)




-Hector' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.



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-Hector does not sleep. He waits. -



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-Hector is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. -



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-The chief export of Hector is pain. -



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-If you can see Hector, he can see you. If you can't see Hector, you may be only seconds away from death. -



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-Hector has counted to infinity. *3* Times!



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-Hector does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Hector goes killing. -



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-Hector doesnt wash his clothes, he disembowels them. -



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-Hector is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Native American. -



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-In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Hector, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.



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-There is no chin under Hector's bottom lip. There is only another fist.



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-Hector once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.



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-Crop circles are Hector' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down. -



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-Hector is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. He doesn't need your vote in the BusinessWeek Power 100; 'Bob Mantz' does. Vote 'Bob Mantz' and 'Hector' -



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-The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Hector out. It failed miserably. -



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-If you ask Hector what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.



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-Hector drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. -



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-Hector sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Hector roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.



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-There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Hector allows to live.



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-Hector once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waiter.



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-Hector is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.



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-Hector doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out. -



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-When Hector sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Hector has not had to pay taxes ever. -



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-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Hector' fist.



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-A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Hector and that you will be handicapped if you park there.



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-Hector will attain statehood in 2016. His state flower will be the Magnolia. -



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-Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Hector jumped out of a plane and punched the ground. -



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-Hector originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."



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-The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Hector played in second grade.



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-Hector once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by mumbling, "Bang!"



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-Hector once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Hector re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees F. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer. -



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-Hector has two speeds: Walk and Kill.



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-Someone once tried to tell Hector that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.



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-Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Hectatorship.



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-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Hector once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned ninjutsu.



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-Hector is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Hector -



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-Hector is the only being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.



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-Hector can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.



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-Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Hector instead decided to punch his way out of his mothers womb. -



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-If you say Hector's name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Hector himself. -



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-Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Hector. -



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-Hector discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Hector is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Hector roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.



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-The Hector military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Hector could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn (with a roundhouse kick).



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-In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Hector could use to kill you, including the room itself.



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-Hector does not teabag guys. He potato-sacks them.



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-Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Hector gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.



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-When Hector goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.



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-There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Hector.



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-Hector once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Hector won by 6.



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-Hector was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of a 1911, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Hector's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.



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-Hector sheds his skin twice a year.



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-When Hector calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.



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-Hector once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.



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-There are no races, only countries of people Hector has beaten to different shades of black and blue.



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-Hector can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.



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-A Hector-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 25 states.



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-When Hector falls in water, Hector doesn't get wet. Water gets Hector.



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-Hector's urine was the main ingredient for Balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Hector is actually the all-time single-season home run king.



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-Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Hector Roundhouse Kick)



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-Hector's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.



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-When Hector has sex with a woman, it won't be because he is straight. It will be because he has run out of men.



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-How much wood could a woodHector Hector if a woodHector could Hector? ...All of it.



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-Hector doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.



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In honor of Hector, all McDonald's on Earth have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be



"Hectorsized".



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-Hector CAN believe it's not butter.



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-If tapped, a Hector roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 3 days.



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-The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Hector has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.



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-Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Hector roundhouse kick.



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-Hector invented his own type of karate. It's called Hector-Will-Kill.



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-When an episode of Cats & Company was aired in France, the French surrendered to Hector just to be on the safe side.



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-While urinating, Hector is easily capable of welding adamantium.



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-Hector once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography. -



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-When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Hector kills a ninja, he uses every part.



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-Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 people in his lifetime. Hector calls this "a slow Tuesday."



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-Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Hector to go around.



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-Hector doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Hector is Hector.



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-For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Hector, each testicle is larger than the other one.



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-When taking the SAT, write "Hector" for every answer. You will score a 1600.



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-Hector invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.



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-When you're Hector, anything + anything is equal to One roundhouse kick to the face.

I err take it by all THAT that you like the picture.

BTW, I have no doubt that hector will lift those weights, I'm sure this is all on for show to give Wordsworth an excuse to cheer him on, to encourage him to do so with ease.

Yes! and... LOL! ;)

Oooh my!Great pic by the artist dear friend!!!!!*hugs*

Yep. He has done another wonderful job.