" 'it was a a dark and stromy night...' you know how many stories start like that, it's annoying, this one starts in a quaint little town, the war hadn't reach my door step but i could see the destruction from it though. high on my hill i could see the devastation. that's when i knew it was time to take up arms and join the battle. i took out my bazooka and evened the odds. from my vantage point i could hit any target. but enough about my time in the war, what is your story young one, sit down and let me here your tale"