Flocking (verb): the act of placing four or more plastic lawn flamingos on someone's front lawn under the cover of darkness.

SUMMER IS HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, the solstice is coming up and the weather is warm and the fishing is good.

THUS I DECLARE:
IT IS TIME... to GET FLOCKED.

Have a sense of humor? Ever wanted to be a flamingo? Just like flamingos in general? Think the idea of flocking is funny as hell? Like cheap icons?

THEN GET IN.
Let's flock FA together.

$3 for one or $5 for two; colored lines are optional. All will be made from the same flamingo template, painted flat color. IF YOU WANT EXTRAS ADDED, like horns or piercings or what have you, never fear - as long as you're not going nuts with it I'll do it for free.

I've got a hospital bill coming up that I need to pay off so the cash is going towards that (namely the ambulance ride.)

SO HELP A RAPTOR OUT AND LET'S HAVE FUN AT THE SAME TIME!

GET IN - GET FLOCKED

Note me if you're interested!