I guess it really was just inevitable that I'd eventually sink to a fart joke. But hey, if Shakespeare can get away with it I can too.

Anyone remember that old quote about someone being so dark/goth/vampire their flatulence inexplicably (magically?) produces mammals in the order Chiroptera? Well I did and I was inspired to take it one step further. The fact that the quote varies a bit when you Google it and I think there's a line of T-shirts for it at the Gap for the individualists of the teenage world helped spur me into making it a bit over the top. Punks and emos deserve equal time to expel little rodent-like creatures through their bums too!

Uh oh, I think the juvenile jokes are butt-ing into my description. Look out for toilet humor and random nonsense! ...Well, more than you've already got now.

On another note about the picture's contents itself, let's face it - if you were a poor little fart bat you'd cut yourself too. With angst and drama so hardcore and individual it becomes <b>drawhmah!1andonly</b>

Beware the super special snowflakes! And rambling. Ramble, ramble, blather, blab, blah, and blarg to the second dimension!

Since I'm now getting into random nonsense and not even having the decency to link to some interesting story or advertise something else I'll just skip to the copyright information and wrap this excessively long description of darkness / gothness / vampireness / punkness / serious business up.

In retrospect I should've added vampires too. Sparkling diamond vampires. But then I'd be ripping off Twilight and would be mauled by the Edward and Bella fans for including those words in my picture's description and making them think this was fan art for their favorite book series by Stephenie Meyer. Which it clearly isn't. Last I heard everything's too perfect to include Uranus. Next thing you know they'll demote that planet like Pluto. Poor little puppy-like Pluto.

Er, copyrights and disclaimer, right, right. Better get to that before I drop more names and anus references and stir up drama the likes of which you see in some fandoms like from Avatar the Last Airbender or Naruto. Flames me no likey. They burn hurt my poor tooshie.

Yuki Ryu, suicidal farted batboy and/or batgirl, snark, nonsense, and art © Yuki Ryu
Original quote © wait, can you copyright a quote? Did the Gap do it? Oh wait, I don't exact quote so I don't need to give copyright info do I? Whoo hoo!
Please do not alter or redistribute without permission. If you quote it to someone at the Gap or someone else to produce a line of clothing to add on to the aromatic bodily gasses line I demand a portion of the profits, or at least credit. I'm looking at you Todd Goldman.

Okay I'm done now. Seriously. Sorta, kinda, maybe. Hey, at least I didn't mention arse, flatus, or Harry Potter too, right?