Not too long ago, I realized something. I've been diapered by machines before, but never on a conveyor belt, which is where the whole auto diaper thing began! So I decided to remedy that by setting one up in a spare room of my mansion. I called Parker and we began the test run. Normally, something would go wrong, like it putting a diaper on my head, but it went without a hitch. It took off my soggy diaper and powdered my bum while it prepared a new one. Parker couldn't wait, so he got on the lower belt and waited for it to take of his dirty diaper.

FYI, Discovery Zone was a cool Chuckie Cheese like place I went to as a kid. It had this awesome indoor playground and a slide that was made of these cylindrical rollers. Then they shut it down, which made me really sad.