There once was a man among men
Who set out to [STATE IMPOSSIBLE GOAL]
When danger was near
He knew no fear
His name was [YOUR NAME HERE]

He rode into [HOMETOWN LOCATION]
To [RESTATE THE GOAL WITH DIFFERENT WORDS]
The people knew
He'd see it through
'Cause he was [YOUR NAME HERE]

Yes, the stories of [YOUR NAME HERE] are many.
He fought for [SPECIFIC SPECIAL INTEREST] and
[SECONDARY SPECIAL INTEREST], and nobody believed
in him, at first. Nobody, that is, except
[SIGNIFICANT OTHER] who was always by his side.
And when the job was done, he was a legend. The
greatest hero that [HOMETOWN] ever knew.

He fought until [GOAL ACHIEVEMENT PHRASE]
Despite all the [OBSTACLES IN HIS PATH]
The legend lives
And proudly gives
Their name as [YOUR NAME HERE]
As Your Name Here
Your Name Here

Hyaaah!!