You should try periods. They help with your sentences.
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This should be interesting.

Coffee... do they bother with tea? Or, in a pinch, hot chocolate?

Tea and hot chocolate are both available. We specialize in coffee, but not obsess over it.

Now that is a Pony who is rightfully proud of every single cup of coffee he makes.

I'd love to get some coffee from this guy.

But can he make the cream in the coffee the shape of Celestia's cutie mark?

Handsome stallion!

Woohoo! Finally another coffeepony for my Doodlesketch to swap recipes with! (She's soon to have a shop in ponyville ;))

Oh, that was your story? I saw it go by on FIM...

("We've secretly replaced the coffee in this Canterlot coffee shop with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if anypony notices.")

Industrial sabotage! The Royal Guard, Changeling Squad will hunt you down mercilessly!!

Hey, it could be worse; they could've replaced it with Starbucks.

(Actually, now that I think about it... did you guys even get those particular commercials Down Under? I imagine they had to sift through a lot of "hidden camera" footage to find the one customer in the entire restaurant who couldn't tell the difference between brewed coffee and that instant junk... then again, that was back in the late 70s/early 80s, when most people in the US didn't know what decent coffee was anyway.)

I don't recall seeing anything like that. We did not even get places like Starbucks until relatively recently. Of course we did have the proper espresso long ago due to the large Italian migrant population.

Ahhh, well -- it was an ad campaign by Folgers, in which they would claim to have "secretly" switched the coffee at some gourmet restaurant or coffeehouse with Folger's instant, then show hidden-camera footage of customers praising the coffee and being surprised when told it was instant coffee:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRrav4Jeew4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxigbiEEOkk

Of course, at some point, they did have to start putting the disclaimer that "invited guests received a free meal", which somewhat called into question just how objective these "invited guests" were, and how much of this supposedly "candid" hidden-camera footage was actually staged... But they got enough mileage out of it that the whole "we've secretly replaced ____ with (blatantly inferior substitute)" managed to get cemented as a pop-culture meme, even if the coffee itself is like drinking muddy dishwater.

Now just to watch those without telekinesis try to pick up the porcelain mugs...

I'm sure they'll be able to pick them up just as easily as all the other things that they pick up with their hooves. It's tactile-kinesis, I tell you!

Chewing gum stuck to their hooves.