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The closest thing I have to a love song LOL LOL!! Track 11 off my 2nd album zombie hedgehog, written, and performed by me. Whenever I sing this at gigs (my husband always comes to gigs with me) I always sing it at him and ignore the audience. It adds an additional level of creepy *giggling*
Lyrics
I love that look in your eyes.
Is it love or are you scared to see me
I must admit you took me by surprise
I didnt think i'd find someone to love me so easily
I know that you will never leave me
mainly because I have you chained to the chair
and I know that you'll find many ways to please me
once you're mentally there
you'll be my stockholm syndrome man.
Are you crying tears of joy or fear?
Because when I lick them from your face, they taste the same
Just admit the fact that you're stuck here
and that i'm madly in love with you and not simply madly deranged
and
I know that you will never leave me
mainly because I have you chained to the chair
and I know that you'll find many ways to please me
once you're mentally there
you'll be my stockholm syndrome man.
You might find a way to run away but I wouldn't if I were you
if you escape from me like in the film misery, I'll break your leg or two
so together we will always be or at least until you die
at which point i'll go kidnap a different guy
and
I know that you will never leave me
mainly because I have you chained to the chair
and I know that you'll find many ways to please me
once you're mentally there
you'll be my stockholm syndrome man.
you'll be my stockholm syndrome man.
Lyrics
I love that look in your eyes.
Is it love or are you scared to see me
I must admit you took me by surprise
I didnt think i'd find someone to love me so easily
I know that you will never leave me
mainly because I have you chained to the chair
and I know that you'll find many ways to please me
once you're mentally there
you'll be my stockholm syndrome man.
Are you crying tears of joy or fear?
Because when I lick them from your face, they taste the same
Just admit the fact that you're stuck here
and that i'm madly in love with you and not simply madly deranged
and
I know that you will never leave me
mainly because I have you chained to the chair
and I know that you'll find many ways to please me
once you're mentally there
you'll be my stockholm syndrome man.
You might find a way to run away but I wouldn't if I were you
if you escape from me like in the film misery, I'll break your leg or two
so together we will always be or at least until you die
at which point i'll go kidnap a different guy
and
I know that you will never leave me
mainly because I have you chained to the chair
and I know that you'll find many ways to please me
once you're mentally there
you'll be my stockholm syndrome man.
you'll be my stockholm syndrome man.
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this reminds me of a joke i saw on ifunny
a nurse after a bad break-up goes to work looking for a lover or at least someone anyone to date her and upon arriving sees a handsome man walk out of the hospital with a cast around his leg
the nurse says to herself "hey this one can't run away"
a nurse after a bad break-up goes to work looking for a lover or at least someone anyone to date her and upon arriving sees a handsome man walk out of the hospital with a cast around his leg
the nurse says to herself "hey this one can't run away"
After hearing the songs you've posted here I decided to look up more of them. I actually stumbled across your website and looked around there a little. It's really well done and I love the songs I found. I lost count of how many of them, but my favorites were Don't Be A Wanker and Stockholm Syndrome Man. Just hilarious stuff.
PS: You might wanna eventually update the website. It says that your next gigs are all in 2012. Unless, of course, you're using a time machine to go perform at them.
PS: You might wanna eventually update the website. It says that your next gigs are all in 2012. Unless, of course, you're using a time machine to go perform at them.
I remember being booked for a gig at a Boules award ceremony and singing this, and it does start off really insipid and sickly sweet. and after my gig this gentleman (must have easily been in his 80's) came up to me and said
"When you started singing that song I thought to myself oh god this is going to be unbearably mushy. I'm so glad it wasnt."
LOL That really made me laugh out loud. On stage im quite good at catching people off guard cause I look really cute and sweet and innocent and then my songs generally aren't LOL
"When you started singing that song I thought to myself oh god this is going to be unbearably mushy. I'm so glad it wasnt."
LOL That really made me laugh out loud. On stage im quite good at catching people off guard cause I look really cute and sweet and innocent and then my songs generally aren't LOL
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