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Species Leopard
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this reminds me of a old joke
A man applied for a job at the local zoo and met the head warden for the gorilla exhibit. Where he was lead into a room with a gorilla costume inside. "Frank our gorilla died last night and we need you to fill in for him until we can get a replacement. All you need to do is put the costume on and act like a gorilla" the warden said. So the man got into the costume and spent the day swinging through the trees in the exhibit. The crowd loves the new "gorilla" and at the end of the day he climbs to the top of the exhibit where he sees a lion sleeping. He makes a loud gorilla noise and wakes the sleeping bigcat and startles him. The crowd goes crazy. At the end of the day he goes back to the staff room and talks to the warden. "That was great fun"the man said. "keep that up with the lion the crowd seems to like it." the warden said . The next day he get in to the gorilla exhibit and heads straight for the side with the lion and taunts him. for most of the the day and the crowd go's nuts for this. this happens for the next two weeks. The next day he goes to the wall dividing both the gorilla and lion exhibits and taunts the lion again. but he looses his balance and falls into the lion exhibit. right next to the sleeping lion. The man yells out "Dont eat me!".
The lion pounces, bends down and whispers in the Gorilas ear.
"Keep quiet do you want us both to get fired?"
A man applied for a job at the local zoo and met the head warden for the gorilla exhibit. Where he was lead into a room with a gorilla costume inside. "Frank our gorilla died last night and we need you to fill in for him until we can get a replacement. All you need to do is put the costume on and act like a gorilla" the warden said. So the man got into the costume and spent the day swinging through the trees in the exhibit. The crowd loves the new "gorilla" and at the end of the day he climbs to the top of the exhibit where he sees a lion sleeping. He makes a loud gorilla noise and wakes the sleeping bigcat and startles him. The crowd goes crazy. At the end of the day he goes back to the staff room and talks to the warden. "That was great fun"the man said. "keep that up with the lion the crowd seems to like it." the warden said . The next day he get in to the gorilla exhibit and heads straight for the side with the lion and taunts him. for most of the the day and the crowd go's nuts for this. this happens for the next two weeks. The next day he goes to the wall dividing both the gorilla and lion exhibits and taunts the lion again. but he looses his balance and falls into the lion exhibit. right next to the sleeping lion. The man yells out "Dont eat me!".
The lion pounces, bends down and whispers in the Gorilas ear.
"Keep quiet do you want us both to get fired?"
Oh god, I used to tell this joke so much... I'ma tell it again! Thanks for the impetus!
I learned it as a mime, who the warden offers not to turn him in for performing without a license if he wears the gorilla suit. Not sure if that helps as much as the motions you get to do if you have him run around the cage, with the lion chasing him angrily, before he breaks character and calls for help, and it's then that the Lion pounces. I love this joke so goddamn much...
I learned it as a mime, who the warden offers not to turn him in for performing without a license if he wears the gorilla suit. Not sure if that helps as much as the motions you get to do if you have him run around the cage, with the lion chasing him angrily, before he breaks character and calls for help, and it's then that the Lion pounces. I love this joke so goddamn much...
looks like the writing on the wall. He is gonna be changed into a male snow leopard to mate with the female.
I hope they change him back, by the way he was dressed I can guess he has a decent job and home and possibly a family and they gonna wonder were he went and the detectives are gonna track him to the zoo and gonna ask questions. :P
I hope they change him back, by the way he was dressed I can guess he has a decent job and home and possibly a family and they gonna wonder were he went and the detectives are gonna track him to the zoo and gonna ask questions. :P
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