I'm not a NASCAR watcher, but I have heard that name before.

His agent signed him up to promote the Ban Bossy campaign, so if you followed that orwellian debacle, you might have heard it there. He's a good driver, though, just not very bright when it comes to his image.

Not heard of that, but still. I probably saw him on TV at some point.

Well, it was quite literally a word banning campaign that thankfully didn't gain much traction and is currently a laughing stock, but ya know, coulda been really bad. Anyways, Jimmie Johnson does slap his name on a lot of useless crap, not nearly to the extent that Dale Earnhardt Jr does, but he still definitely doesn't turn down an opportunity to make some cash, so you've probably seen one of his commercials.

Well, I see it says Lowe's on him. I've been there, maybe that's why.

I remember that commercial