Captain: Private! What the hell are you doing?
Private: Err, just reading a uhh, erm... a magazine... yeah...
Captain: Then where is the tank?
Private: Its where we parked it after scouting la- uh oh
Captain: Wait... who's driving it?

Who indeed :D
This be for  Kalanco 's birthday today, and its a present from his friend SamuelDora. Hope ya like the pic, Kal, dazzle camo was a weird thing to learn about xD