These things are popping up everywhere around my town, in all the hipstery little cafes and craft stores

I don't trust them, why are they here? What do they want? Am I supposed to mist them every two days or every three days? Is obama behind this?


I swear they're up to something, I've grilled this one mercilessly for hours but still it remains silent, stubborn, mocking me with its motionless spines and decorative pumice pebbles