White and black, the friendly bears of China
White and black, they rarely reproduce
What should be done about these Chinese bears?
What should be done about these friendly bears?
DIE! THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!
DIE! THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!
Yay......

Why should we save them? What good do they do?
Have you ever seen a panda do something good for you?
They can't wear T-shirts. they can't bounce basketballs.
They can't walk tightropes over Niagra Falls...

DIE! THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!
DIE! THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!

All endangered species leave endangered feces,
If you knew how bad they smelt, you would gladly take their pelt.
If we killed them all, we could have more parking lots,
We could have small couches, made of little ocelots.

DIE! THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!
DIE! THEY MUST DIE! THE PANDAS MUST DIE!