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The Handbook for the Recently Gigantified, also published in Europe as "What's Happening To My Body?", is the premier resource for individuals who have recently become legally classified giants. Having The Talk is always awkward, so this document contains all the advice you need on daily life at your new size, from what to wear to how your dating life will change!
This is an excerpt, of course. The full manual, with its added sections on sex education and insurance, is $400 (printing costs get pretty big when each page is the size of a dinner table!)
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There are handbooks and manuals for kids going into puberty whose parents are too embarrassed to talk to them about it. I thought about writing a tongue-in-cheek exploration about what it must be like to be giant, based on those tomes. And no, this is not in the same universe as the Hazard Pay stories.
This is dedicated to my readers. You guys know what's up.
This is an excerpt, of course. The full manual, with its added sections on sex education and insurance, is $400 (printing costs get pretty big when each page is the size of a dinner table!)
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There are handbooks and manuals for kids going into puberty whose parents are too embarrassed to talk to them about it. I thought about writing a tongue-in-cheek exploration about what it must be like to be giant, based on those tomes. And no, this is not in the same universe as the Hazard Pay stories.
This is dedicated to my readers. You guys know what's up.
Category Story / Macro / Micro
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File Size 12.3 kB
I think it says something (although I am not sure I want to know what that something is) that the first item on here, before even hygiene, food, or clothing... is sex...
Entertaining read non the less, liked the comical nature while still being written as a semi-"realistic" guidebook for giants. Reminds me of something similar Rogue wrote long ago, and glad that this thing is advocating them to not basically become fuzzy Godzillas.
(And wow do I feel sorry for those dentists, considering that accidental death rate...)
Entertaining read non the less, liked the comical nature while still being written as a semi-"realistic" guidebook for giants. Reminds me of something similar Rogue wrote long ago, and glad that this thing is advocating them to not basically become fuzzy Godzillas.
(And wow do I feel sorry for those dentists, considering that accidental death rate...)
Hitting sex so early- you've got to have something to keep a lot of the audience reading past the second paragraph, right?
Thanks for the commentary. I was originally going to make it serious, but I decided I can poke fun at a lot of the macrophile 'tropes' this way without doing a straight-up parody. Me and my realism fetish again.
Thanks for the commentary. I was originally going to make it serious, but I decided I can poke fun at a lot of the macrophile 'tropes' this way without doing a straight-up parody. Me and my realism fetish again.
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