My choccobo oc
Category Artwork (Digital) / Animal related (non-anthro)
Species Chocobo
Size 500 x 730px
File Size 103.3 kB
I tend to not try and strike up conversations with fellow Chocobos cuz they're either shy or they just won't shut up.
Like this one time I was with this guy and we were having a churro and he just wouldn't shut up about churros. The flavor, the texture, what kind of sugar they used, and so on. So I turned and said to him "SHUT UP" cuz that's what I wanted him to do, being that he kept on talking, and he was like "NOT UNLESS YOU GIVE ME SOME FRIED CHEESE" and I was taken aback by that cuz it was an odd request for a bird to give. Think about it. You'd think birds wouldn't have much exposure to dairy products and they'd probably be lactose intolerant as a result, but there he was asking for fried cheese. Another person that wouldn't shut up was this one character from Mother 3 and she just stared at the ocean over and over and over and over and I came over and said "hey, what's so great about the ocean?" and even the Narrator/Itoi voice from the sky and she herself warned me about her habit of never shutting up but did I listen? NOOOOOOOO I never listen, so she kept going on about destinies and trumpets till I forgot what the actual question was and then she mentioned I should take up playing the Yanopi. You know what a yanopi is? Its the proper term for piano. How'd I know? Well she told me, that's how. Needless to say I'll never look at the ocean without crying because of that moment-
*the rest omitted for your sanity*
Like this one time I was with this guy and we were having a churro and he just wouldn't shut up about churros. The flavor, the texture, what kind of sugar they used, and so on. So I turned and said to him "SHUT UP" cuz that's what I wanted him to do, being that he kept on talking, and he was like "NOT UNLESS YOU GIVE ME SOME FRIED CHEESE" and I was taken aback by that cuz it was an odd request for a bird to give. Think about it. You'd think birds wouldn't have much exposure to dairy products and they'd probably be lactose intolerant as a result, but there he was asking for fried cheese. Another person that wouldn't shut up was this one character from Mother 3 and she just stared at the ocean over and over and over and over and I came over and said "hey, what's so great about the ocean?" and even the Narrator/Itoi voice from the sky and she herself warned me about her habit of never shutting up but did I listen? NOOOOOOOO I never listen, so she kept going on about destinies and trumpets till I forgot what the actual question was and then she mentioned I should take up playing the Yanopi. You know what a yanopi is? Its the proper term for piano. How'd I know? Well she told me, that's how. Needless to say I'll never look at the ocean without crying because of that moment-
*the rest omitted for your sanity*
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