Because it seems as though I'm going to AC08.
Which is in a month. I ran out of time on the costume (seriously: not enough space to put something like that together this year.)

I'll likely be changing this somewhat in the next month, I need to use sly methods to hide the fact I'm terrible at coloring and I draw with big-fat 0.7mm lead.

Oh yeah, I don't actually speak or know much French. It's just that French just somehow matches with tightly-kerned sans-serif fonts and rounded corners.