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Late b-day pic for 
mw2soag of his gal Brooke! Think she was so excited to pose for the birthday boy, she didn't bother to notice she was sinking...
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... aah well, it's chocolate anyway, few people would consider that a BAD thing...
mw2soag of his gal Brooke! Think she was so excited to pose for the birthday boy, she didn't bother to notice she was sinking......
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... aah well, it's chocolate anyway, few people would consider that a BAD thing...
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Me: *taking out camera* Yeah, that's it, Brooke! Just keep looking beautiful!
Brooke: How's this, birthday bo... Wait a minute, why can't I move my legs? And what is that rope for?
Sorry I took so long to comment, but really, thanks for this ! And speaking of cake, I CAN FINALLY EAT IT NOW THAT LENT'S OVER! HOORAY!!!
Brooke: How's this, birthday bo... Wait a minute, why can't I move my legs? And what is that rope for?
Sorry I took so long to comment, but really, thanks for this ! And speaking of cake, I CAN FINALLY EAT IT NOW THAT LENT'S OVER! HOORAY!!!
Ah, yes, that's probably a good idea. Let's see here, um, never extracted a lovely lady from quick cake before. Let's see, I'm sure I have something that could help us out here.
[rummages through his pack]
Boomerang? No, I still can't get it to come back. 2 inch piece of string. Well that may come in handy one day but... Is that where my wheat penny went! I was looking for that. Oh here is Natalie's cookie recipe. Funny thing about that if you use baking soda instead of baking powder it summons a demon cat goddess thing. She was ticked at us for baking cookies. I can tell you.
[rummages some more]
Ah, some sunscreen, you know you never should be without sunscreen, at least I heard that in a song once. There was one time when i was lost in a forest when this monkey started yelling at me, and...
[stops and glances up]
Wait a sec, was I looking for cookies? Because you're sinking in a cake, and i don't know why you'd want cookies.
[rummages through his pack]
Boomerang? No, I still can't get it to come back. 2 inch piece of string. Well that may come in handy one day but... Is that where my wheat penny went! I was looking for that. Oh here is Natalie's cookie recipe. Funny thing about that if you use baking soda instead of baking powder it summons a demon cat goddess thing. She was ticked at us for baking cookies. I can tell you.
[rummages some more]
Ah, some sunscreen, you know you never should be without sunscreen, at least I heard that in a song once. There was one time when i was lost in a forest when this monkey started yelling at me, and...
[stops and glances up]
Wait a sec, was I looking for cookies? Because you're sinking in a cake, and i don't know why you'd want cookies.
[blinks]
Rope! Yes of course. How silly of me. Natalie tells me that I get distracted too easily. Tells me I'd lose my head if it wasn't screwed on, or if my hat didn't keep it in place. That reminds me. This hat has a story all its own. I got it when I was traveling with giant slayers. No joke! I didn't even believe in giants, but I was younger then, much more impulsive. I'd get into all kinds of trouble. Anyway I ran into these...
You're sinking rather quickly. I should probably tell you that story later.
[Pauses]
I was doing something a minute ago, wasn't I? You know ever since the shipwreck my memory hasn't been so hot.
[winks]
Rope! Yes of course. How silly of me. Natalie tells me that I get distracted too easily. Tells me I'd lose my head if it wasn't screwed on, or if my hat didn't keep it in place. That reminds me. This hat has a story all its own. I got it when I was traveling with giant slayers. No joke! I didn't even believe in giants, but I was younger then, much more impulsive. I'd get into all kinds of trouble. Anyway I ran into these...
You're sinking rather quickly. I should probably tell you that story later.
[Pauses]
I was doing something a minute ago, wasn't I? You know ever since the shipwreck my memory hasn't been so hot.
[winks]
That's right. You're in distress, and I'm here and I've saved lovely ladies before. So I have experience in this kind of situation. But not with cake. This is altogether new. And you are sinking quite fast and the frosting is framing your luscious...
Anyway, yes, must rescue. Ok, this calls for rope.
[Pulls some rope from his pack]
Secure it here, and make sure it is tight. I've had problems before not making the knot tight enough. Nearly fell off a cliff that time. My companion was wearing very heavy armor at the time, and he weighed so much. I always travel light, especially when attempting a rescue. I can move much faster than most folks expect me to...
[glances over his shoulder]
You have some frosting on your, um... well...
[throws her the rope and gets ready to pull]
Anyway, yes, must rescue. Ok, this calls for rope.
[Pulls some rope from his pack]
Secure it here, and make sure it is tight. I've had problems before not making the knot tight enough. Nearly fell off a cliff that time. My companion was wearing very heavy armor at the time, and he weighed so much. I always travel light, especially when attempting a rescue. I can move much faster than most folks expect me to...
[glances over his shoulder]
You have some frosting on your, um... well...
[throws her the rope and gets ready to pull]
[starts pulling rope and won't stop talking!]
That is some serious cake. I'm wondering how it is made. Because I've seen demonic cookies. It is possible that this was made from a similar recipe, but instead of a demon cat goddess, this created demonic cake. Did it feel like the cake was eating you, or drooling on you or anything like that? Because that would mean it was attempting to devour you. If so, we'll need to exorcise the cake. But not exercise the cake. I mean that would be silly, taking the cake for a walk. Very silly indeed.
[pauses and glances at the rope]
I really don't remember putting this in my pack. I wonder how it got there. Did you put it in there? Of course you didn't. We just met. It must have been someone else. But I keep this pack with me at all times. Even after the shipwreck they found me and this pack and that was it.
[Glances over at Brooke]
Oh, are you free? You're not possessed by the cake are you? Because I might have some holy water in this pack, we can try that. Try speaking. If it sounds demonic I can splash some holy water on you.
[starts to rummage in his pack again]
That is some serious cake. I'm wondering how it is made. Because I've seen demonic cookies. It is possible that this was made from a similar recipe, but instead of a demon cat goddess, this created demonic cake. Did it feel like the cake was eating you, or drooling on you or anything like that? Because that would mean it was attempting to devour you. If so, we'll need to exorcise the cake. But not exercise the cake. I mean that would be silly, taking the cake for a walk. Very silly indeed.
[pauses and glances at the rope]
I really don't remember putting this in my pack. I wonder how it got there. Did you put it in there? Of course you didn't. We just met. It must have been someone else. But I keep this pack with me at all times. Even after the shipwreck they found me and this pack and that was it.
[Glances over at Brooke]
Oh, are you free? You're not possessed by the cake are you? Because I might have some holy water in this pack, we can try that. Try speaking. If it sounds demonic I can splash some holy water on you.
[starts to rummage in his pack again]
Oh! Of course! Must pull, pulling now.
[Starts pulling the Brook out with the rope]
This is really... tough... That frosting is very stubborn... doesn't want to let you go... you must taste good... I mean to a cake... not to imply that... um...
[blushing]
I'll stop talking now and just pull you out.
[Pulls Brooke the rest of the way out]
What a mess. And you did it all for a good cause and someone played a nasty prank. I bet if we search around, we can find out who put this cake here. Maybe we can catch them. I used to be a hunter once, in a way. Long ago. I was younger than, very impulsive and... I'm talking too much again, aren't I.
[Starts pulling the Brook out with the rope]
This is really... tough... That frosting is very stubborn... doesn't want to let you go... you must taste good... I mean to a cake... not to imply that... um...
[blushing]
I'll stop talking now and just pull you out.
[Pulls Brooke the rest of the way out]
What a mess. And you did it all for a good cause and someone played a nasty prank. I bet if we search around, we can find out who put this cake here. Maybe we can catch them. I used to be a hunter once, in a way. Long ago. I was younger than, very impulsive and... I'm talking too much again, aren't I.
Brooke: *giggles as she shakes frosting off of herself* Yeah, but you're a hero who talks too much. *gives you a playful kiss on the cheek* We can investigate this later. Tonight I feel like keeping you a little company. Just let me clean up and throw my corset in the wash, and then maybe we'll snuggle up and watch a scary movie together. Sound like fun?
[Big smile]
I can't say "no" to such a sweet invitation. And I promise not to talk during the movie. Unless it gets too scary. I've been known to talk too much when things get scary, or when a lovely lady is snuggling me... um... we might have a problem here. Maybe, I'm put some tape over my mouth, I'm sure I have some in here somewhere.
[starts rummaging through his pack again]
I can't say "no" to such a sweet invitation. And I promise not to talk during the movie. Unless it gets too scary. I've been known to talk too much when things get scary, or when a lovely lady is snuggling me... um... we might have a problem here. Maybe, I'm put some tape over my mouth, I'm sure I have some in here somewhere.
[starts rummaging through his pack again]
Um... yes.. corset... wow... yes... quite nice.
[blushes again as he watches her leave]
Well, that's a job well done, if I do say so. Saved a lovely lady and there's cake.
[looks around and sneaks a taste]
Hmmm, surprisingly good. Devils Food Cake, I suppose with extra clingy frosting. Must ask for the recipe.
[blushes again as he watches her leave]
Well, that's a job well done, if I do say so. Saved a lovely lady and there's cake.
[looks around and sneaks a taste]
Hmmm, surprisingly good. Devils Food Cake, I suppose with extra clingy frosting. Must ask for the recipe.
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