On the occasion he's had a particularly successful commission from a very wealthy or grateful client, his success shows itself off in some of the most direct ways... he might catch the eye of a CEO looking to provide some of the best bespoke suits for his entire staff, offering the pheasant full, unrestricted access to the best room service around.

After all, what better way to keep him happy and content than offering the perk of giving him permission to order whatever he wants, whenever? Feeling hungry for a whole bourbon pecan pie at three in the morning? Or a nice, steamy mug of Earl Gray tea to top things off when he's relaxing after a particularly good lunch? All he needs to do is ask, and a nearly limitless bounty is set before him to enjoy...

Yeah, but it's a shame you can't eat pheasant on Thanksgiving... or can you?

Again, artwork thanks to  Squeakie