VAMPIRES ARE SO FUCKIN' DUMB.

Eventually I will draw all the pictures of this Seymore guy I have in mind. Him running like a weenie to the ladies' room, him rummaging through the garbage in the stalls, and him sucking on pads and tampons like horrible, stupid popsicles. DON'T THINK I WON'T DO IT! Vampires are so dumb!

And yet I'm starting to almost develop some respect for this weenie. I mean, he is making sure not to kill anyone when he feeds, and all! Maybe that's why he's endlessly cycling through high school, ease of access to discarded blood!

I will suck ALL of the romanticism out of this image, you see if I don't! ^_^ Except for those who're really into menstrual blood. THIS GUY'S FOR YOU, GUYS!

I dunno, he might end up as a tertiary character or something in that one comic thing I'm slowly working on.