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Tokk on a mountain..bottle'a Hennessy..
Greenest Snapper ya ever did see..
Drinks in the woods so's he knew every tree..
Even mothered him a Crocodile that was only three..

Tokkie, Tokkie Croc'ett, king with a wild front, Deer !!

Fought single-claw threw the Engine. Roar !!
'Till the Ninja Turtles's whipped and his spikes was sore..
And while he was a'babblin 'bout this risky chore..
They called hisself a lunatic forever more..

Tokkie, Tokkie Croc'ett, king with a wild front, Deer !!

When he lost his lurv, his grief was gooshed..
In his heart, he knew it was gooey n' smooshed..
Wanted ta lose hisself in a sewer fall ..
But he answered, instead, his Snapper call..

Tokkie, Tokkie Croc'ett, in'it annoyin' when he calls you 'DEER' ..??

He went off to Congress and whizz a spell..
Pizzed on the government and laws as well..
Smashed ol' George Dubbya , so we hear him tell..
"JAIL THAT MOTHER F8CKER,THAT'S LIBERTY..HELL !!"

Tokkie, Tokkie Croc'ett, seein' his goobers smear..

When he came home, his wound lickin' done..
Why, his Foot Clan mutation had just begun..
So he packed his spikes and a cheeseboiga bun..
His toothy beak wasa grinnin' to follow the sun !!

Tokkie, Tokkie Croc'ett, a terrible pioneer !!

His Beak is the biggest, his spikes is the best..
From slimey plaines to the chickens' breast..
He's ahead of the lemmings and meetin' their wedge..
And a'follern' his legend right off of a ledge !!

Tokkie, Tokkie Croc'ett, king with a wild front, Deer !!
Tokkie, Tokkie Croc'ett, king with a wild front, Deer !!

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ok.. ok ..i'll stop callin ya 'DEER' ..

Howsabout.. umm .. 'Honey' ?!

Puddin' Cup , Sweet Cheeks, Pumpkin head ?!

.. o jemus cripes !!

I bet Grizzly Adams didn't have these typa problems..

EEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSH !!

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