Is THAT the reason the bears have been trying to get into my house again?

Sure is! X3 *Comes knocking at your door for some*

I haven't had it in months, but I've had bears in my yard, in my garden, in my garbage, on my car, one attempted to come join me in the bath a year or two back... They just won't leave me alone. I can't let my cats out because of them. If I offer a sacrifice of Cherry 7Up, can I have my home back from the local bear population?

I'll see up a meeting of the bears and see what I can do. X3

Good. I'm tired of them eating my roses. One of them came from the DPRK. Do they have any idea how hard it was to get that?

cherry 7UP is so freaking good mmmmm

Yum!

*thunder* NECTAR OF THA GODS! *more thunder*

thanks i needed that*gulps soda*!
its been about a month since i had some! *hugs*
looks like my fursona gained a few pounds. too bad im just a former shell of what i used to look like. i think i once was 165 two years ago. now i weigh about 149 and a picky as hell about what i eat!
i love that wild looking headfur on my fursona! i know i dont give a shit about combing it irl!
imma bear! so sue me!
just your average nut case! !
once again,thank you very much Thruttle *hugs*!
i gotta start drawing again!

Yay! *Hugs you back* I'm glad you like it! ^.^

It's good that you watch your weight. Just be careful not to get too skinny. A skinny bear just doesn't look right.

Hooray for wild headfur!

I'm really glad you liked it. You're very welcome *Hugs back* ^.^

very good stuff!
just leave as many 2liters bottles as you possibly can! cant speak for the other bears..... wait...... i'll pull some strings!

they sure dont!
i just aint found a decent all you can eat buffet!

i do! this what makes the furrry fandom expirience the greatest!
*hugs*
i was told by an old rotten friend/barber,"you can either get your hair cut or your throat cut! take your pick! because im in a "cutting mood!"
!!!???!
yeah,you bet i chose the hair cut! !

Whoa! Hair cut it is! Don't wanna mess with the killer barber.

Idk who's safer, him or Morrissey's "hairdresser on fire"!
he said he was gonna sue me! witch made Morrissey felt for me!

I'll defend you! *Dresses in a blue lawyer suit and slicks my head fur back, pointing a paw finger dramatically* OBJECTION!!!

Everybody loves cherry 7-up!

Heheh! Yup!

*Gives you some* :3

Awesome work my dear friend!!!!

Thank you buddy! I'm glad you like it my friend. ^.^

*hugs*