teehee, TIGER! *gives it slab of steak*

*He grabs it and noms it*
Furrywriter.

that'll be $16.35

*He growls* I don't think he liked that.
Furrywriter.

*smacks with a fan* pay up or i will have you arrested mr. Tiger. dont make me call da PO-PO.

*Growls and bares his teeth then pounces you and threatens to tear you apart* Um, I think you better change your attitude.
Furrywriter.

9-1-1...*ring ring* hello, PO-PO? i gots me a rabid tiger here, he stole my big, juicy steak...can you do something? *no* WHAT? YOU CALL THIS JUSTICE? FINE. IM NOT BUYING YOUR MOTHERS COOKIES ANYMORE, MR. CHIEF-OF-POLICE! *hangs up* fine, you're off the hook...i guess...

*Grabs you and rips your throat open before you can make the call* I warned you.
Furrywriter.

too...*gasp*...LATE!!! *poof* it was a clone.

*He kills the original and all of the clones*
Furrywriter.

*clones are infinite, you still battle* I cannot be killed, i am terribly sorry. but thus is the fate of one with a personality like me...

*He refuses to give up and kills every clone you send after him* GAH! This is getting out of paw. *Joins in and assists him*
Furrywriter.

*many different clones talking, each saying a part of the sentence* too bad...i have an infinite # of clones, and the real me is not among them, i just control what they do and say...you shall never find the true Sevlow!

*Both of them leave as they hear the police sirens. They leave you and 100 other suspects alone at your house with blood smeared all over the wall*
Furrywriter.

*clones disappear, except one* *police arrest the clone, who disappears when the cuffs are placed on him* *voice from nowhere* and our battle ends...

Yep! And both me and my tiggy walk away free! BWA HA HA HA HA HAH HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Furrywriter.

*voice in your head* oh, you think? you are being held deep within my illusion...as you can see, your tiger is now a purring housecat...also, if you payed any attention to where you were running, you would have MAYBE escaped my red ring of death. the ring encircles you and with every second that passes you lose an IQ point...

*Stands still and laughs*
Furrywriter.

you would laugh...my circle only worked for three seconds...be proud...

No. It didn't work at all! (He has only 1 IQ)
Furrywriter.

wow...one dumb tiger...

*Growls*
Furrywriter.

dont bother...im nowhere near you...

*Hears your thoughts then warps to your location we he finds you* YES! You are!
Furrywriter.

nope. *kakashi doll*

Grrr. Is it even possible to find you?
Furrywriter.

no...perhaps at this point...i dont even exist...

O_O Who or what am I talkin to then?
Furrywriter.

right now i am speaking directly into your mind...its an ability of mine...

You're speaking directly into my mind, and yet you don't exist?
Furrywriter.

i may...but my location is on Glacier Plains...inaccessable to any other realm...

*Groans in defeat* Fine. Have it your way.
Furrywriter.

okay. *voice leaves*

Thank you.
Furrywriter.

... waits a few seconds ...
What, story time over? Dang, you could wrap that up and submit as a written work! That was epic, a battle of gods and impossible odds. The funny thing about text is you can't argue with it. For example,
*I take over the world, you are now all puppets. Dance puppets, dance!*
There, see? There it is in black and white. So it must be true.

--CX--

Oh, almost forgot...
*Casts irrevocalbe spell that completely and eternally solidifies my control over everything ever and simultaneously protects me from all harm*. Nyeh!

Do you really think it's that good?
Furrywriter.

Heh, not really, but it was a humorous read. Noone wanted to admit defeat. And it was rather long wasn't it? As I scrolled down the page I kept thinking to myself, they're going to wrap this up the next click of the scroll wheel... no? Then surely by the next click. By the NEXT click. Dang. You replied so much it couldnt even indent anymore! Ah, thanks for the laughs.

*My undisputable reign continutes*

LOL OK! Glad to have been suitable entertainment for you!
Furrywriter.

very nice

Thank you! *Hugs*
Furrywriter.

Oh Cute!

Way better in person ^_~*

*Blushes* Yeah I know. Thanks!
Furrywriter.

*nuzzle licks* hehe

*Nuzzle licks back*
Furrywriter.

Yup! The eyes are the most beautiful feature of tiggies methinks!
Furrywriter.

TIGGY!

-Hugs-

Hey, do that at your own risk!
Furrywriter.

Bah, my pet won't hurt me for hugging him =3

-Gives a cookie-

*Catches cookie* FYI, that ain't me in the picture.
Furrywriter.

-Looks at you off in the corner-

.......

-Looks at tiger I'm hugging who is grinning evilly-

Hey there..... you know.... I have a pet that looks kinda like you.....

*Jumps down and grabs you and carries you to safety*
Furrywriter.

YAY! Tiggy saved me!

-Hugs and gives a cookie jar full of cookies-

*Hugs back then his eyes grow enormous as he sees the whole jar of cookies* OMG! *Noms them all*
Furrywriter.

-Pets you as you NOM the cookies-

*Purrs as he noms da cookies*
Furrywriter.

Awwww.... I loves my Tiggy!

-Hugs tightly-

*Hugs back* I love you too!
Furrywriter.

I'm Really glad you liked this.
hmm is it bad to fave my own work? ^___^

There's no rules against it! So no, it's not bad to do that!
Furrywriter.

nice eyes and face it looks so cute

Hehe! Thanks!
Furrywriter.

np^^ it looks like a nice gift

Yes it was! And a beautiful fursona too!
Furrywriter.

yup^^

Hehe! Be sure to talk to the artist too! She's one of the nicest people I have ever known!
Furrywriter.

okay

Furrywriter.

i love to draw and write but i only have one fic here cuse i could not get the format to work here well

LAME
Furrywriter.

yeh i know i have stories on Fac and fanfiction.net

Nice! What about?
Furrywriter.

i write Fosters fics

And Samurai Pizza Cats fics and i love odd pairings

Nice! Can't wait to see them!
Furrywriter.

thanks dunno if i can post them i can provide links to fanfiction.net

Yes please
Furrwriter.

okay well at least one is here would you like that one first

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/851277/Falconlobo

here is my page of fics on fanfiction.net

i use a different name there and on FAC^^

Nice!
Furrywriter.

thanks

Anytime! *Licks*
Furrywriter.

awww np yay i'm gonna post a new pic^^

WOOT! I will check it out!
Furrywriter.

thanks^^ it's an xmasy one^^

WOOT!
Furrywriter.

woooop^^

*Pounces*
Furrywriter.

lol^^ i love to draw

Would you be willing to do one for me?
Furrywriter.

like what? i only draw with colored pencils^^

Like an illustration for one of my books?
Furrywriter.

oh i dunno if i'm good enough for that but what did you have in mind

Any part of book four, two, or five would be good.
Furrywriter.

i have never read them i do better with descriptions of scene references rather then reading sorry^^

Oh, OK. Ummmmmmmm, how to describe it?
Furrywriter.

i dunno descriptions of said scene you may want drawn characters descriptions and such^^

Can you draw humans?
Furrywriter.

not as well as anthros but i try they just art not my strong point

i can do cartoonie humans sometimes like from Fosters in my style but i can't draw realistically

Awww. All of my stories involve humans.
Furrywriter.

oh sorry^^ if you have fan art requests for certain shows etc and such i can maybe attempt i am good at certain characters from certain shows in my style^^

but i'm not really good at realistic humans or weapons

I understand.
Furrywriter.

^^ sorry

Don't be!
Furrywriter.

oh okay

Good!
Furrywriter.

^^

Do you read a lot?
Furrywriter.

fanfics sometimes but it's hard to read them on here cuse there don't always show up then i have to print chapters but i don't read to many books anymore

i like comic books^^

Awww. OK
Furrywriter.

^^ i was drawing and ate dinner

Hehe! Of course!
Furrywriter.

then i took a nap went to bed to late last night i jsut got up a little bit ago lol^^

LOL. Nice!
Furrywriter.

lol^^ i was showering^^

YAY
Furrywriter.

clean body dirty mind lol^^ clean body clean mind take yer pick lol^^

Hmmmmmmmm. Clean body
Furrywriter.

lol^^

Hehe! Now, time to make you clean! *Grabs you and begins licking you*
Furrywriter.

lol dirty minded people unite^^

Hey! Hold still! *Cleans your chest*
Furrywriter.

lol now i need another shower^^

Awww
Furrywriter.

lol i'm silly^^

Yush you is!
Furrywriter.

hmm i got two new watches not sure why they are watching me

random wather make me wonder cuse i was once watched by someone who was a flamer~~

Flamer? Uh oh
Furrywriter.

ijust got multiple watched by removed by users~~

O_o
Furrywriter.

he got banned he watched people just cuse he considered them fail

the_Fail_harvest

yeh i dunno what some peoples probs are

Nor do I. Don't get me started on those who have blocked me.
Furrywriter.

WTF?
Furrywriter.

yeh i only block those who flame me or i suspect would

I would NEVER block!
Furrywriter.

hmmm?

i know but some just seek me out and leave either rude comments or insults

Yeah. I've been blocked, and for some strange reason, it made ME feel like I did something wrong.
Furrywriter.

i get flamed a lot so i do but i usually have reasons i just hate flamers

me to i hate people who block me and don't give a reason i block flamers and rude people

But-But that's stupid!
Furrywriter.

LAME!
Furrywriter.

what's stupid i don't like to be insulted on my pro or pics

what's lame

So do I. Especially when they are popular artists who are completely in love with themselves.
Furrywriter.

People who block out of nowhere.
Furrywriter.

oh yeh and those who fave themselfs lol they are like
i'm so much better then you so i can fave myself and make fun of your art

i hate it when people make act like they are superior and we are inferior

oh yeh one time i tred to give someone a comment on another site and they had me blcoked and i had never even commented them before so i blocked them back cuse i would not have been able to comment or rely to them anyway

I know.  Randomdragon blocked me for not liking his art.
Furrywriter.

that is no reason to block not everyone likes the same art

but i hate it when people go out of there way to say i hate your art you suck

like if someone insults my art or pro repeatedly i would block

He did that. He reposted a piece I made public that I did not like and made a huge rant about how I was "A pathetic excuse of a furry who has no talent whatsoever and gives no nothing good only petty criticisms nobody wants to hear"
Furrywriter.

that is rude i mean not everyone is gonna like every pic someone posts

but that is no reason to block and rant about it

it means they need to say well they like some of my pics just not this one

what picture?

Rant has been removed by the admins. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1478445/
Furrywriter.

man i hate people like that then they say oh stay away from the guy who does not like this pic it

even if i did like his art his attitude makes me not want to comment at all

I know. And the worst part about it is, me and him used to be good friends.
Furrywriter.

sigh i knew people like that too who used to be nice but then they got jealous of me getting more comments then their art so they started bashing it and me

i try to be nice but it's pointless when they people act like that toward me

I know what you mean. Sad but true in this day and age.
Furrywriter.

yeh i put up a random chibi Big Cheese pic^^

LOL. Sounds like fun!
Furrywriter.

he looks like an Egg Fox lol^^

i also last weekend drew Wasabi's Butt from Chop Socky Chooks lol^^

LOL. Never heard of it.
Furrywriter.

it's on cartoon network by the makers of Wallace And Gromit^^

Sweet!
Furrywriter.

it's a CGi cartoon they are kung fou fighting chicken anthros and the villain is a short mutant piranha anthro

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/1561839/

colors of characters hair eye fur what type of animal human creatures poses

tried

oh and by the makers of Chicken Run

(Lets use PMs. Don't want to make this too long on one of my submissions.)
Furrywriter.

lol okay