._. Can I have some whatever you're smoking? x3

Merlin's Aussie.. so potentially whatever she's smoking was small, reptilian, and potentially venomous.

or a spider of some sort.

MAINLINING COMICS

you're a mad, mad thing, you know that?

Isn't the top row from one of the comics where the protagonists are saved by the world suddenly ending at an appropriate moment?

haha yessss

I don't know what this is, but I do know I like it!

MERLIN DO THEY EVEN LEAVE CHICK TRACTS LYING AROUND IN AUSTRALIA
cause if you haven't had the experience of sitting down on like a bus or in the pizza place and discovering insane comics in your chair wow you are missing out on half the chick tract experience

not at all, they're classified as hate literature FOR SOME REASON
I really would like to own some, but I would never pay for them and they just aren't in my country
good times

that does sound extra hilarious, though

ahahaha THEY DEF ARE HATE LIT

wow i hit enter before finishing gj self
i was gonna say i'll start saving them to send you. they're super tiny, like smaller than an index card, so you can stuff a ton of them in an envelope. it's just a matter of getting "lucky" enough to find one that didn't end up in a puddle.

it's so weird though for serious like you'll be picking up idk chinese food and stuffed off in a corner on a dusty end table where the owners have stowed a plastic plant, someone has dumped like....10 chick tracts on any given subject.

Sweet! I will trade you... 1 sandlewood bracelet* from Japan, for however many hilarious chick tracts you can acquire
how intriguing the way they are found in the wild, that just makes it all the more hilarious


*at least I think it's sandlewood. PRETTY SURE aka "I can't read kanji but my translator app was sure that I picked the right one"

does it smell real purdy cause that's sandlewood

yeah i THINK i have a chick tract about halloween and salem floating around the house (found, of course, on the ground IN salem DURING halloween season) which mostly talks about how witches are evil and something something satan something burn witches??? i dunno

sometimes you find oens that aren't chick tracts but they're just as weird. like i found one on the seat of star tours at disneyland, and my buddy got handed a full on pamphlet on his way out of the local library.

that sounds like a pretty uniquely american experience
I like it

as american as evangelical christianity my friend

The only time I've ever seen them in the UK was in a discussion of the End Times from an early 1980s magazine on the paranormal. I remember seeing it and thinking "That's some really warped shit."

THIS IS FASCINATING i always suspected chick tracts and their spontanious appearance in odd places was uniquely american. americans have done some weiiiiiiiiird shit to their versions of christianity.

lmao