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OTTAH FOR SALE
Ok, folks. I thought of it and of how I feel... So... Here's your opportunity of get a lots of pics.
You all know me ottah have a shitton of art. Well, to put it very short... About a HALF of me ottah art I have commissioned is not yet uploaded to my account. Or anywhere, for that matter.
This is one of them. Drawn by tungstenkitten.
So... You can also get some brand new ottah pics.
HOW? SIMPLE
Buy me ottah.
Auctioning me ottah.
References here: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3935715
Other art... Run a search for "M-ree otter" -- you will find a lot (but not all, some artists didn't put my name anywhere).
Don't worry, I have a complete list of all pictures I know of with links.
Rules:
If you win, you will get me ottah for your own.
I am batshit, but have my personality and my limits. These should be respected.
Starting bid $100. Increase $10. Auction will end about midnight April 13th to 14th, MY TIME. Remember, timezones. Payment due within 48 hours. Payment plans are negotiable, though.
NOTE: If you have a token from me, you can spend it for HALF your bid. One token only
So... Depening on the winning bid, you will get me for longer time (= more pictures) and/or possibly kinkier stuff. Every full $15 and every full $100 will get you one picture. It can be either me ottah solo, or with your character. SFW, NSFW, outright obscene... Whatever.
If you want more than one other character, each additional one DOUBLES that (i.e., 2 of your characters count as 2 pics, 3 of your characters count as 4, 4 as 8). I am not a huge fan of gangbangs, but more importantly, most artists I like aren't, either.
Also, if you have a comples or odd character, these ranges might be set higher. Check if unsure. Examples are: anything with the "word" "taur" (speaking of my word pet peeves, posting "SB" will get you blocked), too weird patterns, etc.
You'll "tag" two pictures per week until you run out of them. NOTE: You will /have/ to claim these. If you skip, I might either get one at my discretion, or scratch that slot. I am selling my time, so... No stretching it.
Exception: if /I/ am unavailable for any reason. If you need to get extended away, negotiate the break with me before it happens.
Pictures will most likely be drawn by other artists. I have a few art slaves, and I have a few artists I like, so it will be my pick who draws what. I cannot guarantee their turnaround times, but I will make an effor to have them done quick, including reassigning to other artists if needed. I expect longest wait time of 2-3 weeks on each, and most being done within a week.
If the winning bid is within $300, you will have a somewhat limited range of what I am willing to do:
NO romantic stuff (sorry, not gonna get lovey-dovey, strictly business).
NO hardcore kinks (check what I consider hardcore if unsire).
NO me ottah on top/domming.
NO unprotected intercourse.
Every $100 above $300, you can scratch ONE of these out.Posted by
Mirera
Category All / General Furry Art
Species Otter
Size 1078 x 1280px
File Size 1.77 MB
Aww, spoilsport :)
It was written that way on purpose to make fun of people selling their established characters, or joking about doing so yesterday.
But since you asked...
Essentially whoring out me ottah for X pictures with buyer's character(s) of whatever buyer will want (with limits based on the winning amount). With said X being one for each full $15 + one for each full $100, and each full $100 above 300 removing one of the restrictions of buyer's choice.
Pictures will get drawn by a bunch of different artists, depending on the content.
It was written that way on purpose to make fun of people selling their established characters, or joking about doing so yesterday.
But since you asked...
Essentially whoring out me ottah for X pictures with buyer's character(s) of whatever buyer will want (with limits based on the winning amount). With said X being one for each full $15 + one for each full $100, and each full $100 above 300 removing one of the restrictions of buyer's choice.
Pictures will get drawn by a bunch of different artists, depending on the content.
Sneaky ottah in this case ;) But yeah, I am a trickster.
And well, as I mentioned above, while being a joke, and a lot of joke, and lots of jokes, and jokes on jokes, it's also not a joke, and lots of not jokes :)
So whatever the folks' reaction, I have my fun :)
*smiles* Selling oneself has other meanings than people here start thinking :)
... Seriously, though, even if me ottah wasn't /me/, selling kinda makes no sense given that I have about $3500 of art only of this shape -- and that's not counting gifts/freebies. I would never recover any amount worth considering :)
And well, as I mentioned above, while being a joke, and a lot of joke, and lots of jokes, and jokes on jokes, it's also not a joke, and lots of not jokes :)
So whatever the folks' reaction, I have my fun :)
*smiles* Selling oneself has other meanings than people here start thinking :)
... Seriously, though, even if me ottah wasn't /me/, selling kinda makes no sense given that I have about $3500 of art only of this shape -- and that's not counting gifts/freebies. I would never recover any amount worth considering :)
wait.................................nu
nu...this cant be happening
...guess ill this here
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13112543/
Only if I had the money for hher ommgg
nu...this cant be happening
...guess ill this here
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13112543/
Only if I had the money for hher ommgg
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