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Cards Against Equinity

By gilda,
posted 12 years ago coolest griffon

Ack! Who made this? It's not true. Lies, ALL LIES. I'd never have such a lame thing!

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rockstar200022 ~rockstar200022

Watcher

12 years ago

*I secretly did it*

Wildfox34 ~wildfox34

Fursuiter

12 years ago

*gives you a point*

Ixbalam ~ixbalam

Anthro Artist

12 years ago

=^ω^=

frysco ~frysco

Watcher

12 years ago

Gilda totally does. Apparently when she and Rainbow shared a dorm room back at the academy, one day they decided to play 'dress up' and photograph each other.

(The ones of Gilda that Rainbow has are far more embarrassing)

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

There may have been copious amounts of cider involved, but I'm not saying!

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

12 years ago

So you admit to it, don't you!

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

Nope!

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

12 years ago

Why not? Are you too embarrassed to admit it?

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

.... uh, maybe? I don't need to give away ALL my secrets, dude.

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

12 years ago

*chuckles* You just don't wanna admit you have a side other than 'tough'. Don't you?

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

I'm ALL tough.

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

12 years ago

Riiight.. I don't believe you.

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

Psh.

dracosilv ~dracosilv

Watcher

12 years ago

So since you're not denying it.. i'll assume that it's true.

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

What sort of sauces? Chocolate? Hot sauce? Marmalade? Caramel?

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

Rainbow sauce.

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

Ooo, spicy!

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

Uh... yeah, I guess you could say that! Spicy....

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

Or maybe in Pinkie Pie's voice: "Spicyyyyyy!"

Heh. Yeah, I'm guessing you mean a different kind of "spicy."

So where are the pictures of you like that? And don't pretend you didn't pose for any -- probably when RD did.

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

There aren't any, it's all a lie!

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

*peeks inside the envelope stashed in his chest pack*
They don't? I suppose they don't then.
*grins at Gilda*

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

Hey! That's not for your eyes!

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

Not my eyes. My imagination. Quite inspiring, these pictures.

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

Gimme that, dweeb! I've got sharp talons and know how to use them!

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

So do I.

Have I said these are of you? (Have I said they aren't?) *grins*

Now -- if you can be polite and mannered, we can go somewhere less public to discuss this situation.

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

I need that NOW.

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

Rush costs more.

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

You're standing right there! Just... give it. Now. I have no money.

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

My original price was "manners." Do you want me to add to that?

Oh, and to help you make up your mind, I'll offer you one of what's in my envelope.

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

I.. I don't know. How do I pay you in that?! That makes no sense!

Gah! Don't show that... That was for Dash! No! Not Dash! I--I....

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

The picture (that's just a copy, as is the rest of what I have in the envelope) is for my private collection.

As for paying in manners, just stop making demands and threats, be polite, and ask for what you want -- respectfully.

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

Stop stealing my things and maybe I'll be nice!

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

Steal? Steal!?
I don't know what pictures you think these are, but I acquired them quite legally.

Why -- are you missing some -- "interesting" pictures?

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

Did Dash sell them to you? That jerk!

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

I have bought nothing from Rainbow Dash (but I did buy her a few things she appreciated).

Now if you aren't missing any pictures, then I can't have stolen them, can I? And if the pictures you're worried about weren't yours to begin with, what makes you think they're stolen?

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

Ya ever heard of private photos?! Yeah, those.

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

And did these hypothetical pictures belong to you?

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

Yes!

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

And were they of Rainbow Dash?

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

I have a secret stash from Dash... wait, I said too much

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

Then relax -- the pictures I have aren't of Dash.

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

Are they of me!?

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

*sips his tea*

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

Dork!

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

Dork or not, I have pictures!

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

I hate you so much right now.

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

And yet I offer you tea, fudge rounds, and places to recover from hangovers.

kngru ~kngru

Digital Artist

12 years ago

Well, now we have photographic proof.

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

It's not true until you find them, if they even exist!

stunter101 ~stunter101

Photographer

12 years ago

*gasp* I totally knew you had saucy Rainbow Dash pictures stashed somewhere!

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

I DO NOT!

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

So if I find pictures like that, they're not yours?

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

No way!

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

Good, then I can keep them.

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

NO, dweeb! They're mine!

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

Either you have (or had) racy pictures of RD or not. If you didn't, then such pictures are "finder's keeper's."
Which is it?

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

Nopony is supposed to know about them... I'd be really mad if Dash got rid of the pics of me! I can't be seen like that!

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

We aren't talking about racy pictures of you here (or are you admitting you have those, too?).

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

Uh.. Dash and me may have ... back.. at camp. Ugh.

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

If you were underage at the time, they get destroyed.

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

I'm only 5 right now... our ages are a bit different than that mysterious human world I think.

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

"Underage" is relative to the species.

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

oh I'm definitely of age.

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

Were you "of age" when the pictures were taken?

gilda ~gilda

coolest griffon

12 years ago

I don't know, I'd have to have them all in my talons first to look!

McClaw ~mcclaw

Writer

12 years ago

Nice try.

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