Yeah this is a trade for a friend for a book! (Eldest, so I don't have to buy it)All aboard the reading express! Woo Woo!...Get on or I'll F*CKING kill you!
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Yeah...so you're probably wondering why a dino would be eating a turtle.
WELL
One day my friend (she's obsessed with dinos) was being picked on by some guy. Well my friend goes up to her and says "Ya know dinosaurs eat turtles" And she says "So..."
He replies "That jerk is a turtle"

Yeah for happy endings!