Met the oldspice guy at Kawaii kon. (Not the real one just a cosplayer.)

Look at your dog, now at me, now back to your dog, now back to me. Sadly, your dog is not me, but if he came to Kawaii Kon he could be standing next to the Old Spice Guy, like me. Look at my paw, its two squeek toys in the shape of that thing you love, the squeek toys are now Beggin strips! Next year bring your dog to Kawaii Kon and he could look like the dog, standing next to the guy, your man could smell like.