mummies and daddies tell you theres nothing to be scared of when tackling that potty monster, but i'm here to show you evidence of what you're up against.
here poor
has practically been swallowed whole, by the evil monster and well...it just makes me glad I dont have to deal with this issue for another year or so.
here poor
has practically been swallowed whole, by the evil monster and well...it just makes me glad I dont have to deal with this issue for another year or so.Category All / Baby fur
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hehe I had that happen when I was 4. at the cottage we had there was an old fashion outhouse. sadly the hole was too big for me so I had to sit on it weird when I had to go, well one time we were going to stay there the week and first day I had to potty and I almost fell in I cried for half an hour. so ya I got scared and had a lot of accidents till they fixed it. took a couple days though.
No. I grabbed both sides of the seat and tried to pull myself up, and my mother saw me at the same time and grabbed me out. I knew I couldn't go down the hole at least. I used to play with toys in the toilet and try to flush them, so I knew big things didn't fit down the hole. I probably plugged the toilet a several times a month between the ages of 2 and 4, but I only fell in that one time. At least the lid didn't come down and try to eat me. My brother had a far worse experience. He was around kindergarten or 1st grade age and just happened to be tall enough so that his weenie was even with the toilet rim. The seat came down suddenly and smashed his weenie between the hard rim and the seat. There was no blood, but he was screaming when that happened. Toilets can be evil creatures, biting little kids like that.
Oh noes! Not another little friend pottymonstered! Now he'll be a big boy and not gets to play as much anymores and loses his pacis and then she'll be in underyroos and going to schools and then will be a grownyups and hafta gets workies and pay faxes all da day to da peoples in suits ands neber ebers habs funs agains poor boys. *sniffles*
Catnip: *huddles behind Lil' Anthos* "See? SEE? Big Anthy didn' wanna bewieve me, but dere IS a potty-monstew!"
Lil' Anthos: "Don't worry, Catnip! I'll save you!" *brandishes his toy sword* "Back, evil potty-monster! Your days of eating puppies and kittens are DONE! EXCELSIOR!" *beats on the toilet with his sword*
Catnip: "YAY! Mah bwave hewo..."
Lil' Anthos: "Don't worry, Catnip! I'll save you!" *brandishes his toy sword* "Back, evil potty-monster! Your days of eating puppies and kittens are DONE! EXCELSIOR!" *beats on the toilet with his sword*
Catnip: "YAY! Mah bwave hewo..."
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