"Y'wanna know 'bout THIS smarmy bastard??
"...
"WHY!?"

"Tell y'what, I'll let my buddy field this one. This guy just pisses me the hell off. (stalks off grumbling)"

*****

(watches paulie stomp off) Ho-kaaay. Understandable reaction, tho. This guy is a sort-of madcap misfit running around my MSHRPG characters' stable. He's blue, Australian, has four arms and a tail, regenerates, creates explosive fields around himself, and can separate body parts at will. Think of the potential outrageousness in gameplay. X)

However, he's also more racist than a hard-line Klan member and a sexist womanizer of the highest order. Honestly, the way I play him (when I ever get to!), any and every other character in play takes a shot at him at one time or another. He's THAT repulsive.

Gotta say he *is* fun, tho. His finest moment "in game" was the time he was with my friends' mercenary group hunting down the Wendigo. Somehow, we got him knocked out and down on the ground. All the others are trying to figure out methods of transport and confinement and collecting their fee; This guy swaggers up to the beast, grabs it's lips, and moves them in time to lip-synch the following statement: "Oy! I'm the Weeenndigoooo! I eat sh*t! I like boys!"

The Wendigo then woke up, promptly eviscerated him and threw him into a tree several hundred yards away.
Fun times. XD