"How about a long soft cuddle and some wine, followed by a massage? don't need sex to have a relaxing and fun time"

Alexandra: WHAT THE HELL! NO! Why should i let a completely stranger massage me, goddammit? Not even my close friends are allowed to do that! Here... go to Alex. The loves to be touched!

Alex: She is just a bit shy. Don´t mind her.

Alexandra: I´M NOT SHY!

Her roommate really doesn't like to where clothes huh XD

She is a pure natural nudist. On her homeisland it´s tradition to be naked. :3

Hear, hear!

She is a special kind of Lugia. :I

I think it might be entirely her roommate's fault, too.

Nnnnnawwww.... not all. :3

wish i was i laid....

don't we all.

*shoves you a couch* There... laid. :u

rofl not that laid yo! XD

Is there another kind of laid? O3O

laying like a lazy boss! or just being laid by chicks...yo! (-don't know if that makes sense lol)

I don´t like sense so it´s okay. :U

Good enough yo

Her dislike for dickings might be solved with some dickings.

i second this motion and volunteer

Her dislike for dickings was found in dickings.

Her first time was so awful that it deserves a place in the Guinness World Records.

Her second time she can´t remember. She was too drunk. Waaay to drunk.

Wait so she hated sex with Liam`?

Not Liam. A mean douchebag with a tiny penis (for a Alexandras size)

HE IS DEAD NOW! >8C

D:

Died in a car crash. He and his stupid fiends stole a car and drive it against the next tree. 8I

Liam? The peicefull guy with a dislike towards violence? Buddist monky dude?

No he didn´t died in that crash. But yes he is my big Wailord Buddhist. Winch reminds me. I have to figure out what to do with him now. : I

He definitely needs something done with him.

I think she might need a new roomate if that's the case. XD

Too bad they are sticked together. : P

Poor poor thing. XD

<Artime> I feel a disturbance in the force.

http://postimg.org/image/tx22cnabt/ This is way too funny

Hahahaaa... product placement. xD

Its the little things that add to the giggles

Wait, isn't her room-mate a mew?
A smarter person wouldn't be so confrontational around a psychic type...she might not do anything directly, but hard to preach when your libido has been cranked up..or worse.

I think lugias are psychic/flying too, so she should be safe.

Really? I really have been out of Pokemon for a long time then...

Lugias are Psychic/Flying.

Now now. Alex would never do that. She is the nice kind of psychic. :o

Good to hear. Not sure what those are like - usually in popular media, there's always a plot line of "hey, what if he/she went crazy?".
She looks to be the fun type though.

*rings doorbell*

Alexandra: *grumble* ... i go... *open door*

i hear somebody is siiiiiiingleeeeee!

Alexandra: *glares* *eye twitch*

*presents flowers and candy* :3

Alexandra: NO DAMNIT! *slams door behind her*

...

*suddently opens it again*

Alexandra: "Is... that chocolate?"

*is a mess on the floor, except a arm that keeps the choclate raised above the floor.* "uh..haa.." x.x

Alexandra: O3O *Quickly grabs a bucket and fills him in* *then grabs chocolate and get everything in her loft.* ... errmm... you alright in there?

just ad some coffee and ill be alright again x.x

Alexandra: "hmm.." o3o Goes to teh kitchen makes coffee and drip it in. "There ya go..."

*poofs and is alright again* so wana go on a date sometime?

Alexandra: ... >8C *Kicks him out of the loft*

Q_Q

Alexandra: AND STAY OUT! *slams the door*

*lands on the streets and feels something on his head* "hey isent that one of her panties?.. YAY!" *runs home*

Radar Don't like sex, I can fix that!

*Slaps Radar with Newspaper*

Bad Radar! Bad girl! >8C

Yeah, you're a female Lugia, not Nicola Tesla...

What does Nicola Tesla have to do with that? o.o

Tesla didn't care much for sex either, he was...what's that word for someone who doesn't have sex, not virgin, it's abst-something...damn, on the edge of my mind here...

The stuff i learn here... o3o

Derek (Shiny Tyrantrum): Maybe I can help you with your problem Alex.

Alex (the Mew): Yeah. She really need a good laid. Then she wouldn´t be so grumpy all day. I tell. Like someone piss in her coffee. She need a good sex-life, damnit!

Alexandra (teh Lugia): I DON´T HAVE A PROBLEM, DAMNIT!

Alex: YOU HAVE ONE!

Alexandra: NO I DON´T!

Derek: *sigh* Then how about this? Andra and can go on a date to sate her mind. It seems to me that she's kinda lonely with no one else around than you and the others next door. Besides, I don't wanna see you girls fight.

Alexandra: Arceus damnit! NO! I don´t want a date! Go on one with Alex! I bet it will only take two minutes until she jumps your bones!

Alex: Hey! That´s not true!

Alexandra: Just leave me alone! URGH! I go and play some of my games. Thats more fun! *Sits on couch and plays some Highrim and just castrate a dragon-type with a grant axe*

Alex: *siiighs* *looks up* How...? How do i get her to enjoy life a bit?

Alexandra: I´M FINE!

Derek: Let me talk to her, I'll try to see what's going on. *goes to see Andra playing her game.* Andra? Can I talk to you for a moment?

Alexandra: What? Whaaat? I´m kinda busy here. *massacre the dragon*

Derek: Can you finish your game later? I want to ask you something. Why don't you like being with someone else who can be with you? I admit, I really do like you, Andra. And I want to know more of you... Without going towards sex.

Alexandra: Siiighhs....* press pause button* ... look. Derek was your name, right? I do not look for any new friends or date or a "non-sexual" relationship in any kind. I have enough friends. I have a good job. A home. Hobbys. And i don´t hear that "Without going towards sex" the first time. It´s always about sex. That´s what wrong with this world. I´m the center of a sex-storm. So i tell you this once. Go. Away. Go to a date with Alex, i don´t care. She probably will be happy about some company.

Derek: ...That's not how the world is, Andra!! I was like you once, not caring anything else but myself. I learned lessons that you would never think of the hard way. The world is different but people change. *grabs the lugia's hand* Let me show you that we're different, I know it's not going to change your ideals but, try. That's all I'm asking.

Alexandra: *gives him a stone cold glare* ... i give you one change to let go of my hand. Just one.

Derek: Alright... *lets go of her hand*

Alexandra: Good... and now let me play here. I bet you have better things to do.

Derek: But let me ask this. Was your first time a horrible experience that you were raped?

Alexandra: *slloooowly turn her head to him* O.O

Alexandra: nooooOOOO! I wasn´t raped! Nice to say that my way of thinking about sex make you think i was raped! >8C

Derek: Sorry... It's just that... We both have something in common in the past that I-- It brought bad memories back to me.

Alexandra: URGH! Oh please! As if your are the only one with bad memories. Nearly everyone i know have some of these kind of stories to tell. Hell... sometimes i think it a condition of admission to the PCA. Deal with it like everyone else. I don´t want to know. I have enough of my own problems.

Alex: D:

Derek: But you don't know that are different males out there who you originally thought are just assholes that they just want to fuck? That's not the case! I know your roommate might be a slut but, I think she likes guys who have a different personality not dick size.

Alex: Of cause i´m not a slut! I don´t spread my legs for everyone!

Alexandra: Yeah? I see a new guy/girl nearly everyday come out of your room! Even Naked! WHILE I EAT! And you Derek? Where the hell do you know it ain´t so? Can you look into others heads? Besides i don´t give a fuck! Now... would you two just let me alone already! I wanna play my game here to get at least some fun today!

Ryu: wow, that's the first I heard from a female.

Alexandra: No wonder when most female out there are sluts. >:I

Alex: Hey! Thats not nice! You don´t even know most females out there! >8U

Ryu: she's right, you know. Name two things that make it gross?

Alexandra: Oh Arceus. I don´t even know where to start! The risk of getting STDs. The icky slimy cum that splatter in or over you. The smell of sweat and other things. The rough empty feeling after that. First lust, then shame. The fact that far to many males and even females would o everything for sex and even use it as a weapon. The relationships that it destroyed when someone cheated on their mate. The unclean feeling. The mess in the bedsheets. "Sex sells" in our advertisement. "Sexy" stereo-types in games. Guys who said their are the best lover ever and then ruin it or better, lie to get some laid.... *takes a breath* ... creepy "Dirty talk" in the middle of it, abnormal fetishes, crimes like rape or child-molesters, getting pregnant just cuz you didn´t "take care" enough, assholes that gets girls just because some female find "Bad boys" sexy and then wanna fuck them, Internet art-galleries that turns into a collection for porn over the time and so on and so on.

Ryu: okay, probably shouldn't have asks that. ^^;

Ryu: I see your point; though not everyone is like that. I promise, they're not.

Alexandra: Of cause not. There different kinds of perverts.

Ryu: good point. Now I'm beginning to over think this sex thing for you.

Alexandra: *Cross her arms* good!

Ryu: sorry for bothering you about it. Deepest apologizes.

Ryu: I'm deeply sorry for talking to you about this topic.

Jason: *burst through the wall wearing sunglasses* Did I hear someone doesn't like SAX? D8

8D I'LL FIX THAT!!!

-plays his Saxophone like epic sax guy-

Alexandra: *blinks* O.O`

Alexandra: MY WALL! D8<

o,,o .... *looks to the wall then to Alexandra* o,,o *puts the Saxophone over her head 8D

Now she's got SAX appeal XD hahaha ... o,,o ........

Alexandra: >:C *takes big newspaper and rolls it up*

Jason: ..... :I ....... >8C *Jason used Water gun* .... -pulls out a tiny water pistol and squirts her with it- >8C Back Beast!

Alexandra: ... *got her boobs wet* ... I´M FUCKING LUGIA! QUEEN OF THE SEA! AND YOU SQUIRTS ME WITH WATER? >>>>>8C

Jason: >83 It was a Water Gun, who said I was shooting water? MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *lightning flash created from a flashlight behind me* >XD MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

Alexandra: Ah Yeah? +Place hands on hips and glares at him* What was it then?? >>>8I

>83 Take a guess!!!!

Alexandra: IF THIS IS YOUR PEE I´M GONNA BEAT YOU! >>>>8C

:o Eeeeewwwwww no >8O YOUR DISGUSTING! -shakes head in shame- QwQ How could you think such a thing?

Alexandra: Cuz you look crazy enuff to do it! >>>>8C

>83 It's cum >8D MMMWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

Alexandra: ARRRRRGH! >>>>xO *Hits him with newspaper*

DX AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! *runs around*

Jason Jr: o,,o *sits on Alex* .... -blink blink- o,,o Mommy?

Alexandra: *hits him several times* >>xO

Alex: Hmmm? *pets little Jason Jr* ... afraid not.

Jason: DX AAAHHHHH *shoots her more*

Jason Jr: Q,,Q then who is my mommy? *curls up and cries*

Alexandra: *hit him with the paperroll like a golf-ball*

Alex: Aww... *hug him*... don´t be sad. You should ask your daddy about that, sweety.

Jason: DX GAH!!!!! .... >8C That's It!!! *tackles Alexandra* DX Stop hitting me!

Jason Jr: T3T Daddy not know either *hugs*

*Both Jason and Andra rolls over the floor*

Alex: What? Really? He don´t know? How is that?

Jason: *pins Andra to the floor* There was a basket with a note saying "Your kid"
(real reason, I don't know who'd be Jason's girlfriend :I)

Jason Jr: *takes off mask and snuggles with Alex*

(WE REALLY NEED A GIRLFRIEND FOR HIM. Cutie here need a mommy)

(It is true :o but who? 8O )

(Hmmm... all my girls are taken. Maybe i coudl create one. Any wishes?)

(No wishes really :o um surprise me. and thankies :3 can she be smart? :o)

(smart and crazy)

(like a mad scienist or somethiong)

(that'd be cool :3 anything you want :D :o but smart and nice , she can be crazy/scary nice :3 :D )

(Hmmm... a Mewtwo! Always wanted to draw one)

( :o that'd be cool )

(Or another legendary. I WILL SURPRISE YOU!)

8O Okies! I am uber excited o,,o ))

She looks as if she would physically blast anything fondling her. Going back though your gallery it's really neat to see how your characters look and evolve, along with how you handle hair. And that expression! OVO

I try softer coloring back then. But i found out that hard light and shadows just works better with me.