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Maou: You do realize this is war, right?

Majora: You do realize Oni is mine, right?

Maou: You do realize that I'm a demonic Berserker?

Majora: You do realize that I'm the Goddess of Chaos?

Maou: You do realize that I don't give a shit?

Majora: You do realize that I can destroy you in an instant?

Maou: You do realize that I can behead you with my axe and stab you multiple times with my swords?

Majora: You do realize that...um...you will never have Oni?

Maou: Goddammit, Majora.

Oni: Can you two please stop your bickering over me?


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Well this was my side project/second drawing on the second day. Sorry if the profile heads look weird, I just went into a recession stage where I suck half as bad. Kinda like the "Let's Play" curse for the artist. So this was a thing on Twitter where I was drunk THE SAME NIGHT I STARTED THE JUNKO DRAWING.

And by the way, before anyone argues about Majora's gender, Majora's a girl. I have proof but you have to look it up yourself. Look up labia and see for yourself.