Since I can't recreate non-cartoony humans worth a crap in MS Paint, I decided to try my hand at a minimalistic approach. The subjects? The seven Psychopaths of Dead Rising 3 that embody the Seven Deadly Sins, along with their weapons. Yes, even the Lust Cannon. Wouldn't be complete without the Lust Cannon.

In order:
* Albert Contiello (An organ harvester embodying Greed, and easily one of the creepiest Psychos in the series thus far)
* Darlene Fleischermacher (A competitive eater embodying Gluttony and easily the grossest Psycho)
* Jherii Gallo (An arrogant bodybuilder embodying Pride-never mistake her for a man)
* Dylan Fuentes (A demented fetishist embodying, well, Lust, and one look at his getup says it all)
* Theodore Lagerfield, Jr. (A lazy son of a mayor embodying Sloth, and an annoying bastard)
* Kenny Dermot (A nerd embodying Envy who tries to take over Nick's role as the hero)
* Harry "Zhi" Wong (A warrior monk-like man embodying Wrath, and crazy awesome in his tactics)

Psychopaths featured © Microsoft