There's another one that says,"Offer any handy small children.Run away while lion eats."

LOL! I thought about doing something with the kids, but decided that would take too much time. *izza lazy cougar*

omg

if your attacked ACCEPT DEATH

omfg... fuck that shit ill fight!

LOL... I hear ya XD.. but then again... Why die tired? I mean... it's a Cougar Fergawd sakes =D
We're like the most invincible, pawsome ferocious animalz around XD LOL

;laughs;

I love that.

"If attacked accept death"! That's epic.

LOL Right?! Cougarz FTW!

however you can tell the pics edited. a REd eye an longer pointier ear on that last piece.. >>

That's cause he's digivolved into attack form =)

LOL i met a cougar once...all he tried to do was get INMAHPANTS...i tried to fight em off...but i failed...so i accepted fate...

LOL! Yeah... sometimes you get lucky and a cougar decides to yiff you instead of eat you. If you find one of those, keep them. They make very loving, lifelong companions.

lifelongyiifpartnersftw???

FTWFaA =)

Accept death? Yeah right! I'd rather die trying to save my life rather than just lay there!

Awsome sign Sunders I love the last part thats funny!!

I like how it looks like the stick figure is picking the child up by his head o.O

You didn't even need to edit this, hell, no offense, but Fight Off the Mountain Lion is funnier than give up and die.

LOL! I know right? XD

"IF Attacked... um.. go for the nuts?"

Throw chicken at it!

We like seafood better =)

lawlz...i dont!!! your muzzle taste like trout! you really need more Italian food love...this fishy thing...aint workin...LOLOLOLOL

*Throws Bucket-O-Shrimp*

What a way to make my day!

OMG MAJOR WIN!! XD

...This is my new computer Desktop.

I'm waiting for someone to change this to the other version of a cougar, Face the cougar and try to look as old as possible, do not make eye contact with the cougar, put your friends between you and the cougars path, if the cougar pounces on you sexually just accept it older women love you.