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Another thing not many people know about me: I hate buses. I hate being on them. I prefer to, when I take public transport, take the subway if available. So, this in mind, I dunno whether I hate the bus because this shit always happens or if this kind of shit happens because I have offended the bus gods with my hatred, but almost without fail, if there's a stinky weirdo or angry nutter on the bus, he wants to be touching me for the majority of our ride together; sometimes the bus doesn't even need to be full. It's as though I am a magnet for the undesirable once I step on the bus. Also, I dislike being touched by anyone I don't invite, let alone being bus humped by an ill smelling stranger.
Anyway, here's what my morning was like.
Another thing not many people know about me: I hate buses. I hate being on them. I prefer to, when I take public transport, take the subway if available. So, this in mind, I dunno whether I hate the bus because this shit always happens or if this kind of shit happens because I have offended the bus gods with my hatred, but almost without fail, if there's a stinky weirdo or angry nutter on the bus, he wants to be touching me for the majority of our ride together; sometimes the bus doesn't even need to be full. It's as though I am a magnet for the undesirable once I step on the bus. Also, I dislike being touched by anyone I don't invite, let alone being bus humped by an ill smelling stranger.
Anyway, here's what my morning was like.
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LMAO bus humped.
I hate the bus too. here in halifax theres always crazy assholes on social assistance who have nothing better to do but ride the bus all fucking day and bitch at people for using the poles in front of them.
i havent talked to you in a while, hope things are good cutie <3
I hate the bus too. here in halifax theres always crazy assholes on social assistance who have nothing better to do but ride the bus all fucking day and bitch at people for using the poles in front of them.
i havent talked to you in a while, hope things are good cutie <3
Bus humped seemed the right term.
Our crazies tend to be kept relatively poor and are chased out of public transit as soon as the driver gets tired of hearing them. It's not worth it to pay for a bus or metro ride they're gonna lose in twenty minutes. The worst thing about the dude today was that, firstly, he didn't study his Newton. You know that thing about two objects not occupying the same space at the same time? Total disregard, and secondly, he sounded like he had just run a marathon, which, if you're a behemoth, isn't advised. I was disgusted and irritated and afraid I'd have to save the fucker's life all at the same time. I kept thinking, "Die after I get off the bus. Die after I get off the bus." I know basic CPR but if I don't see you go down, not my issue.
Our crazies tend to be kept relatively poor and are chased out of public transit as soon as the driver gets tired of hearing them. It's not worth it to pay for a bus or metro ride they're gonna lose in twenty minutes. The worst thing about the dude today was that, firstly, he didn't study his Newton. You know that thing about two objects not occupying the same space at the same time? Total disregard, and secondly, he sounded like he had just run a marathon, which, if you're a behemoth, isn't advised. I was disgusted and irritated and afraid I'd have to save the fucker's life all at the same time. I kept thinking, "Die after I get off the bus. Die after I get off the bus." I know basic CPR but if I don't see you go down, not my issue.
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