The following short story contains: perma-vore, gas, farting

Ferter and Serpo traveled up a small mountain hoping to find a cave to stay the night in. Eventually they come across a very large cave entrance and go inside only to be greeted by a massive and powerful dragon.

???: Who dares come into my territory?!

Ferter: Who wants to know?

Endarage: I am the great dragon Endarage! I have ruled these mountains for years. I have terrorized and destroyed many weak villages and kingdoms. I have horded amazing amounts of treasures and my legacy is... are you even listening?!

Ferter: *zzzz* *snort* W-What? Are you done? Look my brother and I need a place to stay for the night. *Farts* *Aaah* Oh yeah! Maybe something to eat too.

Endarage: You disrespectful little freak!

Ferter immediately took offense to the comment.

Ferter: Who you callin freak?! I'm just as great a dragon as you are! I just don't need a bunch of dumb coins to prove how tough I am.

Serpo nervously shaking couldn't help but interrupt.

Serpo: B-Big bro stop! Lets just go somewhere else instead.

Endarage: *Laughs* You should listen to your pitiful brother. Your no dragon! Your just some fat gas-filled lizard!

Ferter: This gut of mine is more than just gas filled! Many prey have their fate inside only for me to "release" them later! My appetite is my proof! I bet I could scarf you down with ease!

Endarage: *Laughs* Is that so little lizard? I'll humor you. Lets make a bet. If you can eat me whole like you claim you can keep my body as a part of yours forever to use as you please. It will be proof that you are a true dragon like you claim.But if you fail...I'll make you my slave forever. Then you'll get the honor to serve a real dragon until I see no further use for you!

Ferter: *Rubs his gut and licks his chops* Your on. I wonder what great dragon gas is like.

Serpo: This whole thing could have gone better...

Endarage sat down curled up a bit on the ground. He laughed at the shear thought of such a little creature making a meal out of him.

Endarage: *Eyes Ferter evily* Ready when you are freak!

Ferter's stomach began to growl as if it couldn't wait to receive such a massive meal. Without hesitation Ferter lunged at the dragon. His mouth stretched wide as he approached quickly and before Endarage could figure out what was happening he found his entire head crammed down into Ferter's stomach. Realizing his mistake Endarage tried to move to struggle and get away but he couldn't! Ferter's foul smelling stomach has paralyzed him and he focus let alone breath. He could only cough and hack as Ferter was already gulping down his legs. Ferter's stomach greatly stretched outward with each gulp. Ferter farted numerous times as he enjoyed his large meal. Poor Serpo could only cough as tried to breath in fresh air. Slurping the last of the great dragons tail down Endarage could only sit still curled up in his tight prison in disbelief of what had just happened. His entire body now inside the gassy dragons belly began to digest him quickly. His body was quickly melting away into a goo like substance. He felt no pain but began to feel tired. With his last moments he finally said something.

Endarage: This can't be! I've ruled these mountains for years! How could I *glorplelorp*

His speech was cut off as he melted away. Ferter looks at his massive gut satisfied letting out a long smelly hiss noise from his rump and side with relief.

Ferter: *Aaaah* How did you like that! Not bad for a freak huh?! Reduced to nothing but my fart gas. The only legacy you'll have left now is the smell I'll leave behind in this cave.

Serpo: I can't help but feel sorry for him though. Can't we just reform him like we usually do big bro?

Ferter rubbed his gut and his smile changed to sadness. Ferter has never vored someone for keeps before, but he had to this time as he explained.

Ferter: I wish I could but, it was part of the bet. As a dragon I'm honoring the bet by doing what he asked. To reform him later would only shame and embarrass him for life. Even though we are the only ones who know what happened the loss would torment him everyday.

Serpo: Oh. Still wish this went some other way though.

Ferter: I know but don't worry. My gut welcomes him. Not to mention the fart gas he's making feels to sooo good. *FFFFFFFFFFRRRRRT!* *Sniff* So good!

Ferter and Serpo then spent the night inside. Ferter spent the whole night farting out what was left of the great dragon while Serpo dug his head into the treasure trying to escape the foul stench that was quickly filling the cave. They left the following day with Ferter's large wobbling gut now slightly bigger as it occasionally dragged along the ground. The only thing left in the cave now was a large treasure horde and a really bad smell.

The End

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Funny how Ferter has no clue about most things except when it comes to dragon based knowledge and beliefs.