what did they say?

"He's bowing down to me. I must be the Kaiser!"

or something like that

ah thanks

literal translation:

''He boweth to me, I'd have to be the emperor!''

Although you used second person (old form) for beugen "boweth" and indirect speech for müssen "has to be"
so its grammatically a bit off.

Correct would be

"Er beuget zu mir,
Ich muss wohl der Kaiser sein!"
(He boweth to me, guess I have to be the emperor!)

or more modern language:

"Er verbeugt sich vor mir.
Ich muss wohl der Kaiser sein!"


Also somehow I guess being a grammar nazi is highly appropriate in this case

And where were you when I wrote the damn thing? B'

lets just say the german mice don't speak german that well.

XP Though next time I need I might call you up for help

Hmm - I guess I was busy advancing my plan for world domination ;P

Sure, np, just send me a pm, I usually answer those quickly :)