My half of a trade with  YoshiKnight2 of his character stuffed with cookies by Chopper.

Y: Have I reached my recommended weight yet, doctor?

C: *flipping through his notes* Hmmm... not quite. *stuffs more cookies in Yoshi's maw* We'll weigh you again after another 100 cookies. I'm also going to make you a cookie prescription of my special "fitness" cookies that will require you to eat 300 every 4 hours. If that doesn't bring about the desired results by next week I'll up the dosage.

Y: *eats up the cookie in his mouth and readies for the next one* Whatever you say doc. You're a genius. Urp!

C: *gets embarrassed* Shut up! You won't make me happy even if you put on another ton. *stuffs more cookies in Yoshi's muzzle* Now keep eating! Doctor's orders.