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You know.... that song has always irritated the ever-loving baby echidnas out of me. Seems that to Shaniah Twain... *snofts* at least I think that's who sings it... the "best thing about being a woman" is apparently being a cocktease... *sets her chin* I don't think that's quite the notion I'd go with... Kinda defines the stereotype...
Hrmpf...
Oh well, to each their own, I suppose. *shrugs* Personally, I've gotten WAY too much joy out of finding two male co-workers talking about their best poops and joining in the conversation just to watch them cringe in gender-biased discomfort. *laughs* It's a HOOT!
I'd like to hang abouts and answer a few messages today with allah youse lovely people, but since I've been home... well... I've been put in a rather irate mood, so rather than be a anti-social bitch, I'ma go flop in der bedinski. *pops her neck* G'night all you happy people. May you all be bedded robustly by the "Women's All-pro Andre The Giant Look-a-like Squad". *blows kisses*
You know.... that song has always irritated the ever-loving baby echidnas out of me. Seems that to Shaniah Twain... *snofts* at least I think that's who sings it... the "best thing about being a woman" is apparently being a cocktease... *sets her chin* I don't think that's quite the notion I'd go with... Kinda defines the stereotype...
Hrmpf...
Oh well, to each their own, I suppose. *shrugs* Personally, I've gotten WAY too much joy out of finding two male co-workers talking about their best poops and joining in the conversation just to watch them cringe in gender-biased discomfort. *laughs* It's a HOOT!
I'd like to hang abouts and answer a few messages today with allah youse lovely people, but since I've been home... well... I've been put in a rather irate mood, so rather than be a anti-social bitch, I'ma go flop in der bedinski. *pops her neck* G'night all you happy people. May you all be bedded robustly by the "Women's All-pro Andre The Giant Look-a-like Squad". *blows kisses*
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Your tales of the hijinks you get into with your co-workers is always good for a laugh my love. I can only imagine that full body cringes they must display with you give them all the details of your poops. Didn't you get into this sort of territory once when I was around you and Micheal?
Well... Michael has this world of speech he goes into that I just get completely lost in, usually with Nate or Matt. I hear words, and I think they're in English or at least Amerikan, but all my brain translates is something like-
Michael: "Car. Car car car car car car car."
Matt: "CAR. Car car car CAR car car."
Michael: "Truck?"
Matt: "Truck! Truck truck truck truck"
So, just to remind them I'm there I usually share something like "Hey, did you know the worst part about getting the smell off you after a horse busts his nut on your back?"
Michael: "Car. Car car car car car car car."
Matt: "CAR. Car car car CAR car car."
Michael: "Truck?"
Matt: "Truck! Truck truck truck truck"
So, just to remind them I'm there I usually share something like "Hey, did you know the worst part about getting the smell off you after a horse busts his nut on your back?"
You know, normally I'd agree, but we generally reserve that for our bosses. I dunno why, it's just kind of tradition for our P.C. Team.
Now, on that note, Matt went to posting last Saturnsday night and left his toolbox completely unprotected and with Michael as lookout, I retrieved my lock-tite from my locker and sealed Matt's toolbox tighter than a dolphin's butt.
Now, on that note, Matt went to posting last Saturnsday night and left his toolbox completely unprotected and with Michael as lookout, I retrieved my lock-tite from my locker and sealed Matt's toolbox tighter than a dolphin's butt.
How many times have we glued his case/box shut? ...urrm... *counts on her fingers* Three? Maybe four? Somewhere in there.
Now, are we counting each individual item? Because that one time we ...okay, I, glued his pen cap on, his case shut, his screwdriver case shut.... something else too, but my brain's passing out without me. *snofts*
Now, are we counting each individual item? Because that one time we ...okay, I, glued his pen cap on, his case shut, his screwdriver case shut.... something else too, but my brain's passing out without me. *snofts*
Hm. I've never discussed bathroom details with others (unless it was when I had kidney stones, and that was to the doc... and the less said about that the better.)
And if the coworker was actually wearing a shirt like that ... he deserved all of that and more.
"...I could swear it had EYES and winked at me as it went down the drain..."
And if the coworker was actually wearing a shirt like that ... he deserved all of that and more.
"...I could swear it had EYES and winked at me as it went down the drain..."
I get much the same reaction when I talk about medical procedures and unusual lifeforms, especially the multi-legged ones. *Shrug* Don't know what the big deal is, so most arthropods are cannibalistic and have their genitals in unusual places. No reason to start screaming and shaking.
You just brought to mind a thing I was wondering about earlier. Where do Octopi or just cephalopods keep their berries and twigs? I know they have genitalia of some kind... But with no bone structure, they're such and interesting life form... where do they keep the goodie bins? *head tilts* Beloved?
The males have their penis located in the tip of one of their "arms" which one depends on the species, but usually the 2nd arm clockwise from the face. Female genitalia is located behind the jaw, near the anus. Interesting bit of trivia, the semen of certain species of squid is actually an acidic compound that foams in the presence of oxygen, some perverts in japan found out the hard way that the stuff actually burns and is very difficult to scrape off.
*cackles wildly* Oh my gods, you have got to be kidding me! Oh lord, but this species will be the death of itself someday. Wow...
But you know, that is pretty interesting. Without bone structure, I wonder if it'd be simpler or more efficient use of space for us to also effectively poke each other in the face to reproduce? Hunh...
But you know, that is pretty interesting. Without bone structure, I wonder if it'd be simpler or more efficient use of space for us to also effectively poke each other in the face to reproduce? Hunh...
Oh, now the acidic compound is neutralized by the female's bodily secretions and the foaming actually works in a similiar fashion to the canine knot, making sure that the semen isn't washed away or pushed out. Hmmm, poking each other in the face, that would be interesting, with the human nudity taboo that means girls would have to wear a mask and guys would have to wear gloves in public.
Best bet on that would be Youtube, I don't know of many actual documentaries that show the reproductive habits of cephalopods, or most arthropods for that matter. Arachnids have a similar body set up when it comes to the fun bits as octopi and squid. Insects, well every family has a different method of reproduction. Kinda feel bad for the bumblebee males though, bang, POP! dead and they do it all in mid-air at around 25 mph.
Youtube it shall probably be. Jami's on the Xbox and that means Netflix is right out. They've got a small selection of various nature programs, though most of them are those "reality TV"-type thingies with the "crazy wild man" character of the moment scaring the jeepers out of some venomous lesbian swamp-squid or what-not.
Poor bumblebees... Though sex at 25mph sounds intriguing, the whole of making "I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight" twice as meaningful just doesn't appeal to me.
I love you by the way. *beams*
Poor bumblebees... Though sex at 25mph sounds intriguing, the whole of making "I Just Died In Your Arms Tonight" twice as meaningful just doesn't appeal to me.
I love you by the way. *beams*
It's too bad you have that arachnaphobia problem. Bug wars was my favorite show until it got canceled, it's really amazing what a creature that weighs less than half a pound is capable of. Unfortunately the show tended to focus on spiders more than anything else. *chuckle* I could talk your ears off about all the amazing creepy crawlies there are in the world.
Well... *curls in to your chest, pouting* Maybe as long as it's you talking about it, it'll be okay. I mean, I appreciate the amazing design of the creatures. Some spiders really fascinate me in the way they live and survive. The aquatic spider, living in a little bubble of air it makes for itself underwater... That's just unreal, beautiful in it's oddity. I forget the name, but that one tiny lil' jungle spider that builds a facsimile of a larger spider in it's web out of bits of debris to frighten larger predators, the... whassitcalled... "bombardier spider"? something like that, which shivers and launches little missile-like hairs off it's abdomen at nearby threats. All very neat... *shudders* Just ... heebie-jeebies...
A centipede... bit me... on my ass...
A centipede... bit me... on my ass...
Did I ever tell you about the scorpion that came up the shower drain when me and Willi were living with his parents. That was freaky. "bombardier spider"? I know that several species of bird-eaters do that, and tarantulas. Their hairs actually have barbs like prickly pear hairs.
LMAO i LOVE talking about my bodily functions to people to get a rise out of them. Farts are for humor, bloody messes are for the gross out factor, and general woman stuffs to make the men uncomfortable. Not all men mind you, but the immature ones...that act like they are five when really they are at Least 18...say...Vagina? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! and then continue to insult the loving hell out of the one body part that allowed for this sorry ass to even exist. >,<
So...yeeeah, I would LOVE to join in and chat about our poo ^_^
So...yeeeah, I would LOVE to join in and chat about our poo ^_^
*chuckles* I think you "get it" pretty damned well, sweet thang. Egads, but it seems so many guys at work... *points* It's like that episode of South Park, the one where Randy makes the world's biggest poop. One of them starts it up and before long it turns into this five-way discussion over poo like it was a gemstone, cut, color, clarity, did it set off the smoke alarum... Jeezus.
But then it seems I just have to interject one leeeeetle thing and BLAMMO, the fun leaves the vicinity like a naked teenage boy hopping the nunnery window.
But then it seems I just have to interject one leeeeetle thing and BLAMMO, the fun leaves the vicinity like a naked teenage boy hopping the nunnery window.
The other night at work, my boss asked us at the end of our meeting if we needed anything else. I chimed with "As long as you're asking, a bag of Reeses Cups, Some cocaine and Antonio Banderas with a stick of butter". He offered that unless I was baking cookies, the best he could do would be my co-worker raul, suggesting they had the same accent...
Girl-boner killer... *sighs sadly*
Girl-boner killer... *sighs sadly*
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